If you were going on a cross country road trip, whom would you select as a companion?

If you were going on a cross country road trip, whom would you select as a companion?

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DerekJohnson

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Norm was the leader until I saw @PurpleJ and if we can vote for dead guys (RIP Pup), my dead guy option would be J.

I also suppose there should be a warning on this thread to let @trublue know this is all a hypothetical and nobody is actually hanging out with dead bodies.
 
I want to hear from Stalin how RG3 was added to this pole.

Like, why? He’s way dorkier than Tiger with even worse knees and doesn’t have binders full of women hanging on him like TW.
 
First instinct was Norm but he had so much anxiety in cars it could have been torture at some point
 
I choose myself. Nobody else knows how to shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride.
 
I want to hear from Stalin how RG3 was added to this pole.

Like, why? He’s way dorkier than Tiger with even worse knees and doesn’t have binders full of women hanging on him like TW.
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Well, the whole idea of the poll was that I would have loved to sit in an airplane seat next to Norm MacDonald for a few hours. Assuming he felt like taking, that would have been a life highlight.

Then I thought, "who else would be cool to talk to?" And RG III was added to the mix. I included IU just to poke at Yella.
 
I have no idea how RG3 would be cool to talk to, unless you love Baylor football or being a Baptist or something.
 
I'd say @UW_Doog_Bot or Yella, because one's my wayward (USC) beaner and the other one would defend me behind Kane hall against all the varsity jocks beating me up.

More interesting is who on that list would I rather drive an ice pick through my eye socket than have to ride with, and that person would be Russell the Human Cliche Machine[/i] Wilson. That guy is the like the Tik Tok of athlete celebrities.
 
The artist formerly known as @PurpleJ, hands down. I bet the trip would start out “Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas” style…

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…and then we’d end up on the run from the cops like Thelma and Louise:

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“Let’s just keep going @coronabruin…”
 
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