If I Had A Son, He Would Look Like...

[PurpleReign]

thesmokinggun.com/documents/teen-worker-rubbed-his-testicles-on-takeout-pizza-576432

 

[dnc]

Top comment: "In the kid's defense, they did order the "Meat Lovers" pizza."

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

This is why I'm afraid to send back food. I think I've only done it twice ever.

 

[RoadDawg55]

$10,000 bail is a little excessive for a teenage prank. I get that it is gross, but a ball sack on pizza before it is even cooked is harmless.

 

[MikeDamone]

 

[Swaye]

$10,000 bail is a little excessive for a teenage prank. I get that it is gross, but a ball sack on pizza before it is even cooked is harmless.

Guess you have never almost choked to death on a pube. This is srs bidness.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

$10,000 bail is a little excessive for a teenage prank. I get that it is gross, but a ball sack on pizza before it is even cooked is harmless.

It's Texas. They probably give you five years for smoking a joint.

 

[Swaye]

$10,000 bail is a little excessive for a teenage prank. I get that it is gross, but a ball sack on pizza before it is even cooked is harmless.

It's Texas. They probably give you five years Old Sparky for smoking a joint.