If DeBoer takes the Bama job...

I love it

Based on nothing 81 percent of the board now hates DeBoer

These people here are insane. It's ridiculous.

Guess that's why I'm here. I've been known to play out what I think is the most likely scenario in my mind, then start to believe and even act on it. I saw someone about that a few years ago. Thought about asking her to log in here and provide some coping tools (with a $129 donation of course so she can see tits), but that would ruin the fun.
 
WDWHA

just kidding, I’m about to go burn everything I own that is purple

I don’t get why he’d recruit portal guys and bring them all to Houston if he was halfway out the door. He also wouldn’t have been about to vomit in the postgame if he’d already made the decision.
 
The Kalen Deboer we have now isn’t even the real one. It is a clone. The real Kalen Deboer is shackled in solitary confinement at Guantanamo.
 
I've been needed at the polo grounds the last few days, and don't have tim to sort through malarkey threads, despite my love for malarkey threads.

DeBoor out the DeDoor? Any smoke here? @sources?

Ps, Never Trust the Dutch.
 
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The Kalen Deboer we have now isn’t even the real one. It is a clone. The real Kalen Deboer is shackled in solitary confinement at Guantanamo.

I have bad news for you

 
I can't knock a guy for taking the Bammer job. It's a step up, let's face it. They have about 22 NC's. Well, eight in my lifetime anyway. The built in cheatin' isn't so effective now with NIL though.
 
I can't knock a guy for taking the Bammer job. It's a step up, let's face it. They have about 22 NC's. Well, eight in my lifetime anyway. The built in cheatin' isn't so effective now with NIL though.

Oh, I get to a place where they are already winning and can recruit anybody they want while also making a ton more.. okay.

The guy's a proven winner, so why not just hop over to another place where you can just continue it instead of trying to rebuild it.

Part of me is wondering if a lot of players already know and that's why we've seen such a flood out
 
I can't knock a guy for taking the Bammer job. It's a step up, let's face it. They have about 22 NC's. Well, eight in my lifetime anyway. The built in cheatin' isn't so effective now with NIL though.

Oh, I get to a place where they are already winning and can recruit anybody they want while also making a ton more.. okay.

The guy's a proven winner, so why not just hop over to another place where you can just continue it instead of trying to rebuild it.

Part of me is wondering if a lot of players already know and that's why we've seen such a flood out

They wouldnt have had Will Rogers on the sideline in a UW jersey if that were the case lol
 
The contract stuff was always weird. These mammoth deals get hammered out in a matter of hours all the time, but DeBoer played it like he hasn’t had 15 minutes to look at a term sheet in the past two months. Plenty of time to do interviews with Softy lol. But not to get a fat raise before signing day.

If he goes, that will have been the pretty obvious red flag.
 
DeBoer slated to be on KJR tomorrow morning at 8am so he can say "Sorry y'all, I'm outie"

The 8am on KJR part was real. The second part, TBD.
 
DeBoer slated to be on KJR tomorrow morning at 8am so he can say "Sorry y'all, I'm outie"

The 8am on KJR part was real. The second part, TBD.

It will be his version of the Lanning sizzle video released today. DeBoer is staying.
 
I love it

Based on nothing 81 percent of the board now hates DeBoer

The French loved Napoleon until he left France to invade Russia in 1812

you remember

The parallels between Napolean and DeBoer are certainly imposing, no analogy could be more strong, especially since DeBoer is obviously a French name!
 
DeBoer slated to be on KJR tomorrow morning at 8am so he can say "Sorry y'all, I'm outie"

The 8am on KJR part was real. The second part, TBD.

It will be his version of the Lanning sizzle video released today. DeBoer is staying.
He should have at least tried to get on Jason Whitlock’s show. I bet he would have taken him.

 
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