If anyone knows about off-season natties, it's Sark

I didn't make it past the first page because I'm ethically opposed to slide show articles.
 
last page told me it's going to be a lot of fun watching the USC fan base for the next couple years.

here's an excerpt - "Expect Sarkisian, who is a hard worker anyway, to be pulling double-duty as he prepares for his first season as the Trojans head man."
 

It doesn't matter how great of an off-season plan Sark comes up with.
He'll still be a shitty game day coach.
It's a push.
 
For anyone that didn't click the link but is still curious, the first line is:

Sarkisian Will Hope the Fanbase Will Stop Blaming Him for Not Being Ed Orgeron

He's fucked.

Other gems:
Sark Will Need His Players to Buy into His Blueprint Vision (it will take a lot for his players to buy into 5-4)
Sark Needs to Celebrate a Great Recruiting Class for 2014 (consider it done)
Leaving no stone unturned, Sark will do whatever it takes to bring USC back to relevance when people talk of the very best in college football. (wow)

I bet the honeymoon with Sark will be over in Week 2 after a 43-17 loss to Stanford
 
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last page told me it's going to be a lot of fun watching the USC fan base for the next couple years.

here's an excerpt - "Expect Sarkisian, who is a hard worker anyway, to be pulling double-duty as he prepares for his first season as the Trojans head man."
Click to expand...

If by "Hard Worker" they mean picking up slutty waitresses at Joey's then yes I agree.
 
So, that douchehelmet went out and got the Niner's O-Line and Texas's D-Line Coaches? How big of him.

A couple other things:

It appears Ivan Lewis will be roaming the SC sidelines - fucking sweet!!

and then there's this:

"Expect Sarkisian, who is a hard worker anyway, to be pulling double-duty as he prepares for his first season as the Trojans head man"

Can't wait.
 
Always competin' hard during the off-season

BTW, we thought Greg Bell was bad, who is this fucktard?

Chest will make fat cash selling his firesark website by the end of year 1. Bet against Sark and you'll almost always win
 
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