If a Josh Shaw type story happened while Sark was at UW...

[DerekJohnson]

Can you imagine the spinning, twisting, banning and deleting that would be done by Dawgman mods?

Would be epic.

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

I can because it's happened so many times before.

 

[Dardanus]

Bleenor knows what really happened.

 

[Meek]

speaking of Bleenor, did he comment on Dish Network blacking out college football games on FS1 yet?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

It would be glorious. In an AIDS-filled dumpster fire kind of way, that is. They would crush any bit of speculation or hearsay like F3 attacking a plate of nachos. Gotta be the cuntiest bunch of cunts that ever cunted.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

It would be glorious. In an AIDS-filled dumpster fire kind of way, that is. They would crush any bit of speculation or hearsay like F3 attacking a plate of nachos. Gotta be the cuntiest bunch of cunts that ever cunted.

FREE PUB!!!1!!!1!!!!

The nachos not the cunty cunts.

 

[CuntWaffle]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

 

[DerekJohnson]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

 

[HuskyJW]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school isn't going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true

That would never happen

 

[DerekJohnson]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

Sure it would.

 

[CuntWaffle]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

If you are going to release a story as crazy as this to the media you better take a little bit of time to verify it.

 

[HuskyJW]

UW never did/does

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

If you are going to release a story as crazy as this to the media you better take a little bit of time to verify it.

 

[HuskyJW]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

Sure it would.

Ok...what school would do that?

I realize you should..this isn't the NY Times.

 

[DerekJohnson]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

Sure it would.

Ok...what school would do that?

I realize you should..this isn't the NY Times.

Is this for real?

 

[droggins]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

Sure it would.

Ok...what school would do that?

I realize you should..this isn't the NY Times.

I'm sure Notre Dame would...just as they confirm education claims of prospective coaches.

 

[HuskyJW]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

Sure it would.

Ok...what school would do that?

I realize you should..this isn't the NY Times.

Is this for real?

Yes. I'm just speaking from personal professional experience. Kid comes in and hurts himself saying he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid. The school isn't going to follow-up by making sure the story is true.

Maybe something like that has happened in a collegiate atmosphere...I've never seen it.

 

[kh83]

There's a reason schools and athletic departments have media personnel. It's to vet and verify situations just like this. I'm guessing some of the USC press dept will be losing jobs as soon as Pat HaydenFS returns from the crud.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

It would be glorious. In an AIDS-filled dumpster fire kind of way, that is. They would crush any bit of speculation or hearsay like F3 attacking a plate of nachos. Gotta be the cuntiest bunch of cunts that ever cunted.

FREE PUB!!!1!!!1!!!!

The nachos and the cunty cunts.

Abundance.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

There's no way USC intentionally covered it up in that manner. They just didn't take the time to vet the story.

In all fairness. I don't know any school that would try and check those facts? Guy says he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid....the school going to call the kid's mom to make sure that's true?

That would never happen

Sure it would.

Ok...what school would do that?

I realize you should..this isn't the NY Times.

Is this for real?

Yes. I'm just speaking from personal professional experience. Kid comes in and hurts himself saying he hurt himself saving a 7 year old kid. The school isn't going to follow-up by making sure the story is true.

Maybe something like that has happened in a collegiate atmosphere...I've never seen it.

It's almost as touching as the Lennay Kekua story.

 

[priapism]

If this was a cover up attempt then this is one of the richest things ever. The best story they could come up with was he rescued his 7 year old cousin from drowning in a pool? Shaw went to some USC event and then drove to Palmdale and I read somewhere that would place him at that area at 10 PM.

Why is a 7 year old in a pool at 10 PM? Why is a 7 year old even up? He had to be there by himself because I am positive even serial killers would help a 7 year old struggling in a pool if they were around.

Hard for me to believe that this was a cover up but they did hire Sark so I shouldn't put anything past them. Although if they took Shaw's word for it without investigating then that is almost even more ridiculous than if they tried to cover it up.

Either way is will be VERY interesting.

Weed is involved in this story somehow.