I wish ISIS would blow Hollywood up already

I don't get it. Both the book and movie have horrid reviews, how the fuck is this popular? Well, look at Twilight which had horrid reviews as well, oh wait, the middle aged woman who wrote 50 Shadse of Grey started the book as Twilight fan fiction? You don't say?

Talented writers everywhere are drinking themselves to sleep at night after these two fucktards pulled in millions with shit novels.
 
I don't get it. Both the book and movie have horrid reviews, how the fuck is this popular? Well, look at Twilight which had horrid reviews as well, oh wait, the middle aged woman who wrote 50 Shadse of Grey started the book as Twilight fan fiction? You don't say?

Talented writers everywhere are drinking themselves to sleep at night after these two fucktards pulled in millions with shit novels.
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Americans are dumb and water is wet.
 
House wives like getting musty down south while watching the cuban pool boy in a speedo. All my friends that are girls (24-31) talk about how turned on they get when reading it.

I bet the theaters smell like a fish market this weekend.
 
I don't get it. Both the book and movie have horrid reviews, how the fuck is this popular? Well, look at Twilight which had horrid reviews as well, oh wait, the middle aged woman who wrote 50 Shadse of Grey started the book as Twilight fan fiction? You don't say?

Talented writers everywhere are drinking themselves to sleep at night after these two fucktards pulled in millions with shit novels.
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Americans Humans are dumb and water is wet.
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The Chinese and other dumb fuck foreigners (mostly Asians) love Transformers, Pirates of the Caribbean, Tom Cruise movies, and all the other superhero drivel Hollywood spurts out. There are dumb Americans too, but they aren't quite as bad.
 
but there is loads of good erotica available freely on the internet. I guess they are just sheeple and word of mouth spread from one bored dippy house cunt to another.
 
but there is loads of good erotica available freely on the internet. I guess they are just sheeple and word of mouth spread from one bored dippy house cunt to another.
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50 shades is good for the middle America prudes who can't fathom looking at porn, but get turned on by getting treated like a whore. I don't get why these women can't just ask their boyfriends or husbands to do these things to them and have to live vicariously through a fucktarded movie?

I'm not so sure if they are turned on by the sex or the fact that Christian Grey (the main character) is a billionaire. It just proves bitches love money. Money, sex, and an average looking main actress and women will flock to see it. There is a reason why Twilight and now 50 Shades cast average looking women in the lead role.
 
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but there is loads of good erotica available freely on the internet. I guess they are just sheeple and word of mouth spread from one bored dippy house cunt to another.
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50 shades is good for the middle America prudes who can't fathom looking at porn, but get turned on by getting treated like a whore. I don't get why these women can't just ask their boyfriends or husbands to do these things to them and have to live vicariously through a fucktarded movie?

I'm not so sure if they are turned on by the sex or the fact that Christian Grey (the main character) is a billionaire. It just proves bitches love money. Money, sex, and an average looking main actress and women will flock to see it. There is a reason why Twilight and now 50 Shades cast average looking women in the lead role.
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I'm a film guy (75k) but you have Hollywood dialed in as well.
 
Fifty shades of grey? I haven't been to the theatrum in a while. Which fifty souls did Pluto release from the underworld to reenact this spectaculum? Please tell me Antony wasn't one of them. That fucker will desecrate my statues if he's allowed to roam free as a shade. As for the bitches, you know what they say. No denari, no intimus. If you want the cunnus you'd better be prepared to divest yourself of the coin.
 
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