I was promised a pandemic

Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.

You know why...

WAM, my man. Stat.

Redemption is thy name.

Not bad, eh?

Even if a fake, pretty damned solid.

As far as fakes go, the Emma Stone lookalike is probably the best.

I kept telling myself, this isn’t real, but my dick didn’t care.

My exact words every time Swaye sends me a selfie wearing nothing but warpaint and a headdress

My mind is tellin me noooo.

But my body.

My BAH-DAY!
 
Salma's sex tape is goddamned ridiculous.

You know why...

WAM, my man. Stat.

Redemption is thy name.

Not bad, eh?

Even if a fake, pretty damned solid.

As far as fakes go, the Emma Stone lookalike is probably the best.

I kept telling myself, this isn’t real, but my dick didn’t care.

My exact words every time Swaye sends me a selfie wearing nothing but warpaint and a headdress

My mind is tellin me noooo.

But my body.

My BAH-DAY!

I don’t see nothing wrong
 
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Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan.

Looks like Puerto Vallarta, si?

That is correct, Hyatt Ziva resort.
First time in Mexico and was pleasantly surprised. Honestly reminded me of Santa Barbara, but bigger. Beautiful with great seafood.

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Social distancing from Mexico is going to plan.

Still on the wagon? I’m on the wagon 99% of the time, and have been thinking of a trip, but a trip on the wagon seems disappointing and kind of a waste.

It's hard for me to disagree with you. I was getting offered blow around every corner and the resort was all inclusive so had I wanted to I could have emptied every tequila bottle there.

But alas, I'm nearly 2 years sans booze and blow and it is what it is.

If I had known about this place 2 years ago I would have probably od'd and been fished out of the walkout infinity pool, so at least I can say I had fun and am alive.
 
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