I was at the game this is what I saw.

It was fun. F51s, F35s, and lots of cool thanks for your service shit.

But the concessions have completely completely gone to shit. Choices: a can of Pacifico, a can of IPA ($12.50 each) or a mini can of red or white shit wine. That’s it. Fuck you.

BBQ sandwich with fries and plain Lays. No other choice. Gross and like $20.

My gal bought me a cool hoodie as a “present” that looked Army like. for $120. Jesus. I’ll have to eat her box everytime I see her now until summer. Pray for my tongue.

Better than the gross BBQ sandwich though right?

She’s Spanish and Welsh so it’s more of a fusion flavor
 
What the fuck is an F51?

Sweatpants general doesn't know his WWII warbirds. P-51 Mustang ....

In formation with the P-51 were a pair of T-28 Trojans & a T-6 Texan.

The F-35s were supposedly from Hill AFB in Utah.

Although after WWII they were re-designated as F-51's...

No one calls them that though. Anyone who's into aviation and warbirds still refers to them as P-51s.

You sure know a lot about planes for an Uber driver...

Discovery Channel much?

Microsoft Flight Simulator.

Too soon?...

Not soon enough
 
So you want to have your butthole licked while being choked in a naked hold?

Only on Hardcore Husky are you going to get this kind of anal-ysis.

I never considered in the butt….

Crisped.

Consider.

Consider.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3Ye6X-zFJv4

Had to have that on speed dial, pod. 🤨

Yeah, you caught me. No denying it is the sweetest kiss.

I endurED a long night of drugs and a tossed salad. Today is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.

I have no idea what you said but I love it.

I never know what Bazel and a few others “says” but chalk most of it to plagiarism from…somewhere. Mostly our late fren, Pup…or Tekillya, or… Originality is lacking, pod.

I just try and roll with it.

It was a Pup copypasta.

When in doubt, assume it's a Pup copypasta
 
So you want to have your butthole licked while being choked in a naked hold?

Only on Hardcore Husky are you going to get this kind of anal-ysis.

I never considered in the butt….

Crisped.

Consider.

Consider.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3Ye6X-zFJv4

Had to have that on speed dial, pod. 🤨

Yeah, you caught me. No denying it is the sweetest kiss.

I endurED a long night of drugs and a tossed salad. Today is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.

I have no idea what you said but I love it.

I never know what Bazel and a few others “says” but chalk most of it to plagiarism from…somewhere. Mostly our late fren, Pup…or Tekillya, or… Originality is lacking, pod.

I just try and roll with it.

It was a Pup copypasta.

When in doubt, assume it's a Pup copypasta

It's hard.
 
So you want to have your butthole licked while being choked in a naked hold?

Only on Hardcore Husky are you going to get this kind of anal-ysis.

I never considered in the butt….

Crisped.

Consider.

Consider.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3Ye6X-zFJv4

Had to have that on speed dial, pod. 🤨

Yeah, you caught me. No denying it is the sweetest kiss.

I endurED a long night of drugs and a tossed salad. Today is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.

I have no idea what you said but I love it.

I never know what Bazel and a few others “says” but chalk most of it to plagiarism from…somewhere. Mostly our late fren, Pup…or Tekillya, or… Originality is lacking, pod.

I just try and roll with it.

It was a Pup copypasta.

When in doubt, assume it's a Pup copypasta

It's hard.

Were you at the game Saturday?
 
So you want to have your butthole licked while being choked in a naked hold?

Only on Hardcore Husky are you going to get this kind of anal-ysis.

I never considered in the butt….

Crisped.

Consider.

Consider.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3Ye6X-zFJv4

Had to have that on speed dial, pod. 🤨

Yeah, you caught me. No denying it is the sweetest kiss.

I endurED a long night of drugs and a tossed salad. Today is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.

I have no idea what you said but I love it.

I never know what Bazel and a few others “says” but chalk most of it to plagiarism from…somewhere. Mostly our late fren, Pup…or Tekillya, or… Originality is lacking, pod.

I just try and roll with it.

It's all a lot of hoo hee poo pee
 
So you want to have your butthole licked while being choked in a naked hold?

Only on Hardcore Husky are you going to get this kind of anal-ysis.

I never considered in the butt….

Crisped.

Consider.

Consider.
https://youtube.com/shorts/3Ye6X-zFJv4

Had to have that on speed dial, pod. 🤨

Yeah, you caught me. No denying it is the sweetest kiss.

I endurED a long night of drugs and a tossed salad. Today is another day and a new day. Cant blame the bitch for the funny taste in my mouth and the bad breath forever. Just put a brushin on and a smile and move the fuck on.

I have no idea what you said but I love it.

I never know what Bazel and a few others “says” but chalk most of it to plagiarism from…somewhere. Mostly our late fren, Pup…or Tekillya, or… Originality is lacking, pod.

I just try and roll with it.

It's all a lot of hoo hee poo pee

….Mixed with some Hardy Har Har
 
Sporting events should consist of hot dogs, those shitty nachos with the cheese sauce, and maybe some pizza by the slice. Literally just duplicate the Costco food court and you're golden. eayo1f2bb19o.png
 
They flew some slick af jets over Autzen last year. This year we get WWII planes and then some slick looking modern jets.

Plus great weather. Great way to send Ute off to the Mountain 12.
 
Sporting events should consist of hot dogs, those shitty nachos with the cheese sauce, and maybe some pizza by the slice. Literally just duplicate the Costco food court and you're golden. View attachment 61107

Why do you hate soft pretzels?

Knew I forgot something. Those with the cheese sauce are also fantastic.

You’re speaking my language! One of my weaknesses is Auntie Anne pretzels with the dipping sauce. 🥨🥰

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I can't stomach that cheese sauce, don't like pretzels, and don't care for bad hot dogs or wonder bread buns. Can there at least be upgraded sausage dogs on stadium rolls?
 
UW pregame is unique in that you have a million Indian/Middle Eastern/Asian hole in the wall places you don't want to stop at because they don't serve beer, while the 3 traditional breweries have the owners standing outside with a clicker like they're a fucking school bus driver making sure they don't get evicted by the city due to overcapacity.

someone with more money than me needs to tear down some 2 story shithole on a decent sized lot in the U District and make an actually functional brewery with tons of tvs, and 2-3 floors of seating capacity.

I don't care how expensive and redundantly length the permitting process is in Seattle, that venue would make major $$$$$$. I wouldn't even care how expensive the beer is there. Waiting in line for one of 3 decent places outside the stadium is whack.

I went to the Zone for the first time in a decade or so before the game for a bit and it was honestly a better experience than sitting in some cramped 500 square foot dive in the U District.

I’m torn because I love quaint places like the College Inn, Big Time, and Earl’s but you’re not wrong. There’s unfortunately a lot of NIMBY groups working to “preserve” The Ave, but what are they fighting for anymore? Bubble tea and teriyaki joints?

Is there any hope in taking over the U Village area? Or making it more accessible to foot traffic from the stadium?

I'm old enough to remember when the U Village had plebeians and a bowling alley and not rich Laurelhurst Karens. My mom and uncle are old to remember when it was a giant dump. My uncle claims he used to shoot rats there as a youth.

Did we nerd out together at Don's Hobbies back in the day?
 
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I can't stomach that cheese sauce, don't like pretzels, and don't care for bad hot dogs or wonder bread buns. Can there at least be upgraded sausage dogs on stadium rolls?

You want a Michelin chef to prepare those for ya? 😉
 
UW pregame is unique in that you have a million Indian/Middle Eastern/Asian hole in the wall places you don't want to stop at because they don't serve beer, while the 3 traditional breweries have the owners standing outside with a clicker like they're a fucking school bus driver making sure they don't get evicted by the city due to overcapacity.

someone with more money than me needs to tear down some 2 story shithole on a decent sized lot in the U District and make an actually functional brewery with tons of tvs, and 2-3 floors of seating capacity.

I don't care how expensive and redundantly length the permitting process is in Seattle, that venue would make major $$$$$$. I wouldn't even care how expensive the beer is there. Waiting in line for one of 3 decent places outside the stadium is whack.

I went to the Zone for the first time in a decade or so before the game for a bit and it was honestly a better experience than sitting in some cramped 500 square foot dive in the U District.

I’m torn because I love quaint places like the College Inn, Big Time, and Earl’s but you’re not wrong. There’s unfortunately a lot of NIMBY groups working to “preserve” The Ave, but what are they fighting for anymore? Bubble tea and teriyaki joints?

Is there any hope in taking over the U Village area? Or making it more accessible to foot traffic from the stadium?

I'm old enough to remember when the U Village had plebeians and a bowling alley and not rich Laurelhurst Karens. My mom and uncle are old to remember when it was a giant dump. My uncle claims he used to shoot rats there as a youth.

Did we nerd out together at Don's Hobbies back in the day?

Naw, don't remember that place

My mom took me to that Burgermaster as kind of a reward for dragging me to my grandma's rental property she managed around those parts though.
 
UW pregame is unique in that you have a million Indian/Middle Eastern/Asian hole in the wall places you don't want to stop at because they don't serve beer, while the 3 traditional breweries have the owners standing outside with a clicker like they're a fucking school bus driver making sure they don't get evicted by the city due to overcapacity.

someone with more money than me needs to tear down some 2 story shithole on a decent sized lot in the U District and make an actually functional brewery with tons of tvs, and 2-3 floors of seating capacity.

I don't care how expensive and redundantly length the permitting process is in Seattle, that venue would make major $$$$$$. I wouldn't even care how expensive the beer is there. Waiting in line for one of 3 decent places outside the stadium is whack.

I went to the Zone for the first time in a decade or so before the game for a bit and it was honestly a better experience than sitting in some cramped 500 square foot dive in the U District.

I’m torn because I love quaint places like the College Inn, Big Time, and Earl’s but you’re not wrong. There’s unfortunately a lot of NIMBY groups working to “preserve” The Ave, but what are they fighting for anymore? Bubble tea and teriyaki joints?

Is there any hope in taking over the U Village area? Or making it more accessible to foot traffic from the stadium?

I'm old enough to remember when the U Village had plebeians and a bowling alley and not rich Laurelhurst Karens. My mom and uncle are old to remember when it was a giant dump. My uncle claims he used to shoot rats there as a youth.

Did we nerd out together at Don's Hobbies back in the day?

Naw, don't remember that place

My mom took me to that Burgermaster as kind of a reward for dragging me to my grandma's rental property she managed around those parts though.

Burgermaster was the best
 
They flew some slick af jets over Autzen last year. This year we get WWII planes and then some slick looking modern jets.

Plus great weather. Great way to send Ute off to the Mountain 12.

I thought Utah was going to the Sun Belt
 
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