I thought there were no coaches available...

[mobey]

deadspin.com/man-applies-for-und-head-coach-job-cites-playing-madde-1481626884?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[PurpleReign]

Seems legit.

 

[MikeDamone]

The have CONTRACTS!

 

[mobey]

I especially like the "invest in plenty of trophy cases".