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[greenblood]

Today I went to a friends house and he showed one of the Christmas presents he gave his 1 year old son, a miniature broom. He talked about how is boy likes things with long cylinder handles, and because of you assholes, the first thing out of my mouth was, "why not a plunger". My friend then went into the toy closet and pulled out a red rubber plunger and says "I got this for him last month for his birthday. The son runs over to it, and starts sticking it to walls all over the house. I laughed like hell and congratulated my friend and said "your boy is going to be a winner" he didn't get it, and I didn't want to explain it. I just got up and grabbed another beer.

 

[HuskyHalfBrain]

I hope the kid doesn't become a duck, then he'll be holding gas pump for living.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

I hope the kid doesn't become a duck, then he'll be holding gas pump for living.

Or dicks, but most likely abundance

 

[PurpleJ]

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

20 years from now:
No, yes, craves it.

 

[puppylove_sugarsteel]

You should have raped your buddy wit it then asked for reciprocation. Fuck off duck with your cute little stories.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Kid will grow up to be the ringleader in a gang rape on the ninth grade wrestling team bus.

 

[WilburHooksHands]

Only on HH do you see a post like this, someone with the handle "PurpleThrobber" reply to it, and not bat an eye.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

You should have raped your buddy wit it then asked for reciprocation. Fuck off duck with your cute little stories.

That's not rape, you know.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

You should have raped your buddy wit it then asked for reciprocation. Fuck off duck with your cute little stories.

That's not rape, you know.

Was the handle appropriately delineated with the consensual 6" marking?

 

[rodmansrage]

He talked about how is boy likes things with long cylinder handles

nttawwt

 

[topdawgnc]

I find myself using 81% sure ... and saying Grandpa Sankey could see that ... brb, jo is a fav.

People look at me like I am fucking crazy, which I am.

 

[H_D]

Only on HH do you see a post like this, someone with the handle "PurpleThrobber" reply to it, and not bat an eye.

Where else can you make Nazi-raping, fisting jokes?

 

[GrandpaSankey]

I find myself using 81% sure ... and saying Grandpa Sankey could see that ... brb, jo is a fav.

People look at me like I am fucking crazy, which I am.

Did you just use my name next to brb, jo?

Unrelated, ever cybered with a blind guy? Axing for a friend.

 

[H_D]

I find myself using 81% sure ... and saying Grandpa Sankey could see that ... brb, jo is a fav.

People look at me like I am fucking crazy, which I am.

Did you just use my name next to brb, jo?

Unrelated, ever cybered with a blind guy? Axing for a friend.

Because of your former blindness, are you more attuned to people jerking off around you?

Also, axing for a friend.

 

[rodmansrage]

seriously, this guys friend's kid says he likes long, circular handles and nobody says shit.

good christ, this place is dying faster than the pit did.

 

[unfrozencaveman]

Any NATTY gear available at Bi-Mart yet?

 

[PurpleReign]

Plunger handles look like dildos.

 

[PurpleThrobber]

Plunger handles look like dildos.

Is it bad my girlfriend's dildos look like plunger handles?

 

[H_D]

Plunger handles look like dildos.

Is it bad my girlboyfriend's dildos look like plunger handles?

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