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MikeDamone

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Pay for the person's coffee who in behind me at the drive through, then I like to get on facebook and let everyone know about it. I like to do that. I like to let everyone know I am kind and awesome.

I also like to share a post that lets everyone know that I am against animal abuse.

YAY ME!!!
 
I like to collect/beg for "likes" on Facebook to reach my self imposed "like" goals. I like to do that. Because when I reach my "like" goals then nothing happens even though I say it will. I like doing that. That is me and that is what I like.
 
I like to make "dear person" posts on Facebook. The Dear Person will never read the post, but it lets everyone know I witnessed rude or undesirable behavior or service It lets my friends know I recognize and am bothered by this behavior that I would never do because I a polite and classy.

"Dear person who came through first class and almost took my knee out with their oversized carry on. Please use the size boxes in the future. It's not all about you"
 
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Pay for the person's coffee who in behind me at the drive through, then I like to get on facebook and let everyone know about it. I like to do that. I like to let everyone know I am kind and awesome.

I also like to share a post that lets everyone know that I am against animal abuse.

YAY ME!!!

Do you like to buy them a banana if they're blonde ;)
 
Pay for the person's coffee who in behind me at the drive through, then I like to get on facebook and let everyone know about it. I like to do that. I like to let everyone know I am kind and awesome.

I also like to share a post that lets everyone know that I am against animal abuse.

YAY ME!!!

Do you like to buy them a banana if they're blonde ;)

only when I want to get into trouble :)
 
I like to make "dear person" posts on Facebook. The Dear Person will never read the post, but it lets everyone know I witnessed rude or undesirable behavior or service It lets my friends know I recognize and am bothered by this behavior that I would never do because I a polite and classy.

"Dear person who came through first class and almost took my knee out with their oversized carry on. Please use the size boxes in the future. It's not all about you"

Those are great. I also love status updates that let people know you are praying about the recent tragedy.

Example: Prayers to all the people in Boston. Translation: I want all my Facebook friend to know I am praying for Boston.

 
I like to make "dear person" posts on Facebook. The Dear Person will never read the post, but it lets everyone know I witnessed rude or undesirable behavior or service It lets my friends know I recognize and am bothered by this behavior that I would never do because I a polite and classy.

"Dear person who came through first class and almost took my knee out with their oversized carry on. Please use the size boxes in the future. It's not all about you"

Those are great. I also love status updates that let people know you are praying about the recent tragedy.

Example: Prayers to all the people in Boston. Translation: I want all my Facebook friend to know think I am praying for Boston.

 
I like to make "dear person" posts on Facebook. The Dear Person will never read the post, but it lets everyone know I witnessed rude or undesirable behavior or service It lets my friends know I recognize and am bothered by this behavior that I would never do because I a polite and classy.

"Dear person who came through first class and almost took my knee out with their oversized carry on. Please use the size boxes in the future. It's not all about you"

Those are great. I also love status updates that let people know you are praying about the recent tragedy.

Example: Prayers to all the people in Boston. Translation: I want all my Facebook friend to know I am praying for Boston.

If any Ts and Ps are necessary , it's for Boston. Simple fact.

 
I like to make "dear person" posts on Facebook. The Dear Person will never read the post, but it lets everyone know I witnessed rude or undesirable behavior or service It lets my friends know I recognize and am bothered by this behavior that I would never do because I a polite and classy.

"Dear person who came through first class and almost took my knee out with their oversized carry on. Please use the size boxes in the future. It's not all about you"

Those are great. I also love status updates that let people know you are praying about the recent tragedy.

Example: Prayers to all the people in Boston. Translation: I want all my Facebook friend to know I am praying for Boston.

Ts & Ps are srsbidness. Especially where Facepalm is concerned.
 
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