I like to BASH former DAWGS who went 14-1

[EsophagealFeces]

...and shits on our chests

Cleveland Steamer, for the classy folks.

Chili dog starter kit for the really classy folks.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

I will not apologize for being a jilted, bitter cunt after a coach rips our hearts out and shits on our chests

#metoo

 

[greenblood]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

I'd rather have DeBoer but fuck him for flirting with Bama before the natty

If we chastised Petersen for not wanting to coach the Rose Bowl, DeBoer should be vilified for sabotaging the natty

More so, because at least Peterson left the program better than when he arrived. You can make an argument that the team left by Lake was miles better than the team DeBoer left behind.

 

[HFNY]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

I'd rather have DeBoer but fuck him for flirting with Bama before the natty

If we chastised Petersen for not wanting to coach the Rose Bowl, DeBoer should be vilified for sabotaging the natty

More so, because at least Peterson left the program better than when he arrived. You can make an argument that the team left by Lake was miles better than the team DeBoer left behind.

Lake was horrible and his 2021 recruiting class was Cleveland Steamer bad. He would have left a worse team if he hadn’t have shoved a player and been fired quickly.

 

[YellowSnow]

DeBoer won the Sugar

I think the he caused the Michigan loss narrative is suspect.

We'll never know for sure. Michigan did beat up our boys pretty bad

And the former Husky players haven't said anything

Kalen will be reviled for ever but 2023 was a magical season. Both can be true

We'll never know what impact (if any) DeBoer's career ladder climbing had on the Natty Run.

I'm grateful to what DeBoer did to Oregon these past 2 years. He improved my quality of live as an Oregonian. BONEM just means more to Yella these days.

I just don't know if I can "act like a man!!" and deal with this merc shit every couple of years. It's gonna get old fast.

 

[HFNY]

And coaches can hold ADs hostages by saying “I’ll leave and poach the hell out of this roster unless you give me a $2 million raise.”

 

[Kingdome_Urinals]

I think DeBore is actually genuine in his feeling about the brotherhood stuff and building a program around that. He believes in that and thinks he’s walking the talk.

But he’s also got the ladder-climbing, “get the fuck outta my way, I want to be the best” personality competing for that brotherhood space.

Makes him come off as the two-faced snake, but in reality, he’s pretty much like every successful person. His problem is that he wants to be liked so bad.

He just needs to say fuck that and go full-on Harbaugh/Saban and embrace the side that is hated by everyone who isn’t a fan of the team he coaches. Being at Bama will either fix him in that way or it will end his run with a thud.

This. It’s why he was such a blubbering dipshit at his final team meeting. He’s trying to live in the illusion that he’s a nice guy and we’re all family while shutting in his players faces and promoting himself at their expense.

Are you mad at me? He’s kind of an immature guy doing his midlife identity crisis and learning lessons along the way.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Sports are about loyalty and putting the team first.

It's not this narcissistic me first shit. Lee Johnson Chevy is going to give me $500,000 to pose in front of a fucking Corvette. yay me.

 

[Southerndawg]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

I'd rather have DeBoer but fuck him for flirting with Bama before the natty

If we chastised Petersen for not wanting to coach the Rose Bowl, DeBoer should be vilified for sabotaging the natty

More so, because at least Peterson left the program better than when he arrived. You can make an argument that the team left by Lake was miles better than the team DeBoer left behind.

Lake was horrible and his 2021 recruiting class was Cleveland Steamer bad. He would have left a worse team if he hadn’t have shoved a player and been fired quickly.

Team Peterbilt saved the day.

 

[Edwin_Bambino]

Given the current state of the roster if Fisch goes 9-3 build that man a statue.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Sports are about loyalty and putting the team first.

It's not this narcissistic me first shit. Lee Johnson Chevy is going to give me $500,000 to pose in front of a fucking Corvette. yay me.

Collegiate sports use to be about this… HS sports are loyalty, team first, rah rah. Kind of.

 

[YellowSnow]

Sports are about loyalty and putting the team first.

It's not this narcissistic me first shit. Lee Johnson Chevy is going to give me $500,000 to pose in front of a fucking Corvette. yay me.

Collegiate sports use to be about this… HS sports are loyalty, team first, rah rah. Kind of.

The non-revenue sports are still about this.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

Sports are about loyalty and putting the team first.

It's not this narcissistic me first shit. Lee Johnson Chevy is going to give me $500,000 to pose in front of a fucking Corvette. yay me.

Collegiate sports use to be about this… HS sports are loyalty, team first, rah rah. Kind of.

The non-revenue sports are still about this.

True.

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

 

[PurpleJ]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

 

[HairyBallsDawg]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

 

[pawz]

I think DeBore is actually genuine in his feeling about the brotherhood stuff and building a program around that. He believes in that and thinks he’s walking the talk.

But he’s also got the ladder-climbing, “get the fuck outta my way, I want to be the best” personality competing for that brotherhood space.[/i][/b]

Makes him come off as the two-faced snake, but in reality, he’s pretty much like every successful person. His problem is that he wants to be liked so bad.

He just needs to say fuck that and go full-on Harbaugh/Saban and embrace the side that is hated by everyone who isn’t a fan of the team he coaches. Being at Bama will either fix him in that way or it will end his run with a thud.

Exactly this, imo.

 

[phineas]

Grow the fuck up pals.

No

 

[PurpleJ]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.

 

[dirtysouwfdawg]

But I also CHEER for the guys who are transferring in. Welcome to the PACK.

Rather have a 9-3 POS mercenary coach instead of the 14-1 POS mercenary coach that hurt my feelings, because I’m a bitter fucking doog

Make sense???? Actually no it doesn’t. Grow the fuck up pals.

How many threads a week do you plan to start to prove that you can hump DeBoer's leg better than anybody?

You don't want to be like the guys over on Doogman that are still humping Sark's leg... Or maybe you do.

Winners win, get paid, and fuck the prom queen pal

You're like that guy that one time got lucky and had a hot girl friend, and after she dumped you, you refuse to ever say anything negative about her. You're clinging to that hope that someday, she will take you back.

Pro tip: she isn't taking you back.

Doogs hate winners. Same as it ever was.

P.S. Very weird to compare a CFB coach to a hot ex girlfriend.

I don’t know. I like my college coach more than I like TOF. Comparison works for me.