I just slipped on the wet concrete while getting the newspaper

Fell on my ass and busted my toe. It felt fucking great. Thought I'd share that with the bored.
Just karma for having a German handle on #USMNT day.

Der Golve's silence on this bored speaks volumes.
 
t's and p's through this difficult time

even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am
 
t's and p's through this difficult time

even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am
You've always been one of my favorite caring, classy Facebookers.

 
Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
 
Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.
Your avatar makes me "lol" everytime I see it.

#RIPSpooge

 
I burnt the skin off my feet walking barefoot on hot pavement while drunk last weekend. Consider yourself lucky.
 
Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

rainierale.jpg


 
Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

rainierale.jpg
Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)
 
Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

rainierale.jpg
Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)

Those punny Quooks. They drink Natty cause they like to say Natty. LOLOL11!!

Raindogs is the beer for real Duck fans....at least those who are willing to rape in the parking lot.
 
Sincerely hope you recover soon and this doesn't interfere with preparing the bags of urine for the upcoming season.

OBK I'll gladly fill the balloons right after I drink 6 of these

rainierale.jpg
Rainier is classy stuff, but the classiest ducks drink Natty (TLTCIT)

Those punny Quooks. They drink Natty cause they like to say Natty. LOLOL11!!

Raindogs is the beer for real Duck fans....at least those who are willing to rape in the parking lot.
Oh. I prefer my rapists to have a bath salts and ketamine cocktail.
 
t's and p's through this difficult time

even though I don't know your real name, I'll post a prayer on Facebook, so everyone can see what a caring person I am

Include a picture of the love of your life, now that you have been together for 25 years. Also say how the love of your life is also your best friend. Then mention how wonderful your children are and so many awards. Also what a crazy person you are to have scheduled so many trips to exotic locations, with the pictures of you and the love of your life having such a wonderful time. Top it off by complaining about how you pay SO MUCH in taxes (we can see then you have high income).
 
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