I jack for Shaq

You're part of the board and you came up with it. So "we" did. Just watch out for creepycoug claiming he coined it.
 
You're part of the board and you came up with it. So "we" did. Just watch out for creepycoug Phil Bleenor claiming he coined it jacked for Shaq since Shaq was in diapers.
 
I wish Myles Jack was on our team so I could talk about Shaq and Jack's potential as a microbrewery.
 
You're part of the board and you came up with it. So "we" did. Just watch out for creepycoug Phil Bleenor claiming he coined it jacked for Shaq since Shaq was in diapers.

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Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.
 
Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.
Make sure you clear that one with Sunnydooger before using it in the podcast. I'm hearing that recruits are unimpressed with that kind of filth and may look at other church schools.
 
Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.

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Since we have 2 running backs, I simultaneously jack for Shaq and finger my pooper for Cooper.

I really like finger my pooper for Cooper. That one is a keeper. It even surpasses not a dry eye. I think there could be a joke about a brown eye in there somewhere.
Actually... Poop in the eye is known to cause pink eye. Not to be confused with pink sock from a thorough plungering.
 
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