I got these cheeseburgers man

I just heard a guy tell me the other day that they prefer chicken sandwiches to burgers. Pathetic.
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Such fag @coronabruin probably prefers a Popeyes chicken sammich to burgers.
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I’ve never even had one. Lots of dicks, though. Huge dicks guy here.

In n out[/b] is still better.
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Overrated Cali trash food. I'll take a Five Guys over that shit any day.

Dicks is a walk-up burger stand. Old school. Those little meat pucks are like crack cocaine J. It's the answer to the east coast White Castle burger, which was boomer fried heroin.

These Cal chains are off the chain. Or on it, whichever one means bad.
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Not your best take, pendejo.
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our resident bleached anus isn't the only person I've met who's agreed with me on this IRL. I don't have beef with In n Out. I heard about it so fucking much that the first time I had access to one I sped to it greatly looking forward to this much-ballyhooed cheeseburger, probably my favorite shit food. It was good, of course. Nobody's telling the truth if they say it sucks. Of course it doesn't suck. It's an honest cheeseburger. It can't suck. But honestly it was, as the anus says, just ok or just middle of the road "good". It was fine, but not nearly up to the hype. Like Northlake Tavern pizza: I ate it when I got it, but I knew I'd had better.

In fact, same spot in Phoenix had a Fudruckers across the street. I went there the next day for a superior burger. Would still a Five Guys over In n Out any day.

Dicks, as you said, is slightly different product. It's like a food truck.
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I still don't get it. I've eaten a shit ton of stuff like Five Guys and hundreds of In n' Out burgers and I will take the latter every time. I've never had a bad one. The bun is perfect. The lettuce is fresh and crisp as it gets. The beef is outstanding and the American cheese perfect. It's not possible to improve on the product.
 
I just heard a guy tell me the other day that they prefer chicken sandwiches to burgers. Pathetic.
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Such fag @coronabruin probably prefers a Popeyes chicken sammich to burgers.
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I’ve never even had one. Lots of dicks, though. Huge dicks guy here.

In n out[/b] is still better.
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Overrated Cali trash food. I'll take a Five Guys over that shit any day.

Dicks is a walk-up burger stand. Old school. Those little meat pucks are like crack cocaine J. It's the answer to the east coast White Castle burger, which was boomer fried heroin.

These Cal chains are off the chain. Or on it, whichever one means bad.
Click to expand...

Not your best take, pendejo.
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our resident bleached anus isn't the only person I've met who's agreed with me on this IRL. I don't have beef with In n Out. I heard about it so fucking much that the first time I had access to one I sped to it greatly looking forward to this much-ballyhooed cheeseburger, probably my favorite shit food. It was good, of course. Nobody's telling the truth if they say it sucks. Of course it doesn't suck. It's an honest cheeseburger. It can't suck. But honestly it was, as the anus says, just ok or just middle of the road "good". It was fine, but not nearly up to the hype. Like Northlake Tavern pizza: I ate it when I got it, but I knew I'd had better.

In fact, same spot in Phoenix had a Fudruckers across the street. I went there the next day for a superior burger. Would still a Five Guys over In n Out any day.

Dicks, as you said, is slightly different product. It's like a food truck.
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I still don't get it. I've eaten a shit ton of stuff like Five Guys and hundreds of In n' Out burgers and I will take the latter every time. I've never had a bad one. The bun is perfect. The lettuce is fresh and crisp as it gets. The beef is outstanding and the American cheese perfect. It's not possible to improve on the product.
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Five Guys is a sloppy mess but unlimited peanuts is a good thing. Along the lines of Texas' WhataBurger.

In N Out burger is better, IMHO.

But the best cheeseburger known to man is Hudson's in CDA. Cash only.

 
I just heard a guy tell me the other day that they prefer chicken sandwiches to burgers. Pathetic.
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Such fag @coronabruin probably prefers a Popeyes chicken sammich to burgers.
Click to expand...

I’ve never even had one. Lots of dicks, though. Huge dicks guy here.

In n out[/b] is still better.
Click to expand...

Overrated Cali trash food. I'll take a Five Guys over that shit any day.

Dicks is a walk-up burger stand. Old school. Those little meat pucks are like crack cocaine J. It's the answer to the east coast White Castle burger, which was boomer fried heroin.

These Cal chains are off the chain. Or on it, whichever one means bad.
Click to expand...

Not your best take, pendejo.
Click to expand...

our resident bleached anus isn't the only person I've met who's agreed with me on this IRL. I don't have beef with In n Out. I heard about it so fucking much that the first time I had access to one I sped to it greatly looking forward to this much-ballyhooed cheeseburger, probably my favorite shit food. It was good, of course. Nobody's telling the truth if they say it sucks. Of course it doesn't suck. It's an honest cheeseburger. It can't suck. But honestly it was, as the anus says, just ok or just middle of the road "good". It was fine, but not nearly up to the hype. Like Northlake Tavern pizza: I ate it when I got it, but I knew I'd had better.

In fact, same spot in Phoenix had a Fudruckers across the street. I went there the next day for a superior burger. Would still a Five Guys over In n Out any day.

Dicks, as you said, is slightly different product. It's like a food truck.
Click to expand...

I still don't get it. I've eaten a shit ton of stuff like Five Guys and hundreds of In n' Out burgers and I will take the latter every time. I've never had a bad one. The bun is perfect. The lettuce is fresh and crisp as it gets. The beef is outstanding and the American cheese perfect. It's not possible to improve on the product.
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Five Guys is a sloppy mess but unlimited peanuts is a good thing. Along the lines of Texas' WhataBurger.

In N Out burger is better, IMHO.

But the best cheeseburger known to man is Hudson's in CDA. Cash only.
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I think that's my beef with 5 Guys. Good, but too fucking sloppy. Love the peanuts though.

 
Can't decide if I'm a communist or a gay. Only been to Dick's once, and I don't get the hype at all.
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The north country is a weird fucking place.
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I just don't really do fast food at all. I used to a lot when I was young and poor and had never eaten real food. Now it gives me the shits in 15 minutes tops. There are some pretty amazing burger joints out there and even better still at home. You just have to be willing to sit down for 45 minutes and spend $20. I guess that's what I didn't understand about Dick's: I'd heard it was so amazing, then I go and see that there is really only two things on the menu, and the difference (what makes it "deluxe") is that there's two cents worth of iceberg lettuce on it? Really? I mean, forget amazing things that exist on earth like sauteed mushrooms and/or onions, provolone cheese, toasted buttered buns, etc.; you can't even get a lousy slice of tomato on your burger at this place everyone raves about?

Liking Dick's is like liking Jimmy Lake's offense. You get two plays, right up the gut. And lots of runs.
 
Got some Dick[/b] today.
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Sorry, got some DICK’S today.

See you at the Crossroads (location).

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