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[TierbsHsotBoobs]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

It's about time you played the Internet Tough Guy card.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

It's about time you played the Internet Tough Guy card.

I've got plenty more cards up my sleeve.

 

[QuornDawg]

 

[MikeDamone]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

It's about time you played the Internet Tough Guy card.

I've got plenty more cards up my sleeve.

Next thing you know someone will troll you be claiming they are on a committee to turn Husky Stadium into a community pea patch.

 

[PurpleJ]

Mods?

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

It's about time you played the Internet Tough Guy card.

I've got plenty more cards up my sleeve.

Next thing you know someone will troll you be claiming they are on a committee to turn Husky Stadium into a community pea patch.

All credit goes to Harv on that one. And like I said, that was my first exposure to Husky Halfbrains.

nice red herring, though

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

wrong

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

This thread: Watching those low rent "reality" shows about repo guys and the World's Dumbest Criminal shows on Trutv. It feels like I'm losing IQ points, I'm kind of ashamed, yet turning away is not an option

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

wrong

most likely, el oh el. depends how tall Tongan dude is

 

[QuornDawg]

 

[SweatpantsGeneral]

That's the boss level. You have to get through this guy first...

 

[ThomasFremont]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

It's about time you played the Internet Tough Guy card.

I've got plenty more cards up my sleeve.

Next thing you know someone will troll you be claiming they are on a committee to turn Husky Stadium into a community pea patch.

All credit goes to Harv on that one. And like I said, that was my first exposure to Husky Halfbrains.

nice red herring, though

Too bad it wasn't your last.

 

[[Deleted User]]

If there was ever a time to lift the ban on posting citrus in a thread this would be the thread.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

When I was in my 20's I was a bouncer in a gentleman's club for awhile. One of my guys was a Tongan fella that went about 300 lbs. Great guy. We had a very drunk college kid that was trying to fight him for some reason or another...college kid was about 140 and a what would have went for a brah back then (we had a different, less sociably acceptable word for it).

Every time he would swing at my employee, my guy would dodge with minimum effort, smile, gently subdue him, and try to talk him out of it while he was shooing him toward the door. Eventually the drunk brah figured out it was a quixotic cause and gave up and walked out without getting killed. Good for him. But it was painful to watch in the meantime. Peni showed restraint because he knew he could kill the guy with his breath.

For some reason this thread reminds me of that. For some reason.

What's funny is you didn't say who in this thread is who in your story. PGOS knew though, hence his down vote. Everyone knew...lol

It was a dumb analogy. You're the "popular" old-timer around these parts, so of course you garner support.

If people look at this thread objectively, they'll see the guy who claims to "hate people" and "doesn't care", is actually easily trolled by people and does, in fact, care.

hth

My analogies are never dumb, brah. Just painful for those that lack self awareness.

Although my analogy is admittedly slightly flawed in that apparently the drunk college douche had better judgment in the end.

HTH.

In real life, I'd kick the shit out of the 500 lb fatass Pacific Islander. So dumb analogy, BRAH

It's about time you played the Internet Tough Guy card.

I've got plenty more cards up my sleeve.

Next thing you know someone will troll you be claiming they are on a committee to turn Husky Stadium into a community pea patch.

All credit goes to Harv on that one. And like I said, that was my first exposure to Husky Halfbrains.

nice red herring, though

Too bad it wasn't your last.

I didn't realize so many of you had sandy vagina's back then. It's abundantly obvious now.

 

[DeepSeaZ]

What the fuck is everyone talking about. I have real citrus problems. I need answers from the pros on this site!

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

I'm going to give Oranges the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a lame attempt at a whoosh.

Not a whoosh. Damone takes his fake internet points *very* seriously,

Yeah I do! Except the part about fucking with you to the point you care enough to PM me about it.

Took less time for me to pm you then for you to downvote my poasts

Hth

You should stop. Everyone can read. They see what happened. You're not helping your cause.

Dude, I pm'ed you to make fun of you. You just look like someone obsessed with internet points...which you are. Keep on downvoting me brah, you're really showing me who's boss!!!

edit: it's also telling about your psychology that you made a thread about it in an attempt to garner support. but "you don't care".

trololololo

Lol. PM'd to make fun of me.... Yeah ya did

Here's how making fun of someone works..if it's in a PM, it's no fun and doesn't work because no one else can see it, making fun of someone only really has an impact if it's done in public. ..that's how I know and everyone knows you didn't PM me to make fun of me (and the fact they can read)

What I did was post your retarded PM in public..to make fun of you, which it did. See how that works?

I fucked with you, you got pissed and PM'd me about it. I posted the PM to further fuck with you and so everyone else could see your sandy vag...and get a good belly laugh. Get it now?

This is where you say "you must really care about Internet points to keep posting about it". Fuck off.

tl, dr.

are you mad or what?

someone who "hates people" shouldn't be so fucking easy to troll

That's a hell of a whoosh/troll you have going here. Next thing you know you will post that your leaving the board and then post a couple hours later how you trolled everyone. Or perhaps post on another board that this place is dying and the other board will soon take off, the tell us "gotcha!" "Lol"

The more you post, the worse you look. So keep going....We are all waiting for you to dig a bit deeper so we can laugh at you a little more.

You're really struggling, Jesus

You do realize the whole board can read this, right?

Yep. I downvote 1 of your posts for no reason, so you take time out of your day to give me a hundreds of WTF's and downvotes.

But you don't care about that shit, right? In fact, "you don't care" so much that you make a thread about it, and continue to type out paragraphs defending yourself.

I sent a letter pointing out that despite your cries to the contrary, you really do care. A LOT. If you didn't care, you'd just ignore me.

Big belly laughs at your expense.

PGOS seems to be suffering from PurpleJ syndrome. I give a fuck that you give a fuck so I'm going to fuck with you, but I don't really give a fuck, just to make that clear.

 

[QuornDawg]

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

I'm going to give Oranges the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a lame attempt at a whoosh.

Not a whoosh. Damone takes his fake internet points *very* seriously,

Yeah I do! Except the part about fucking with you to the point you care enough to PM me about it.

Took less time for me to pm you then for you to downvote my poasts

Hth

You should stop. Everyone can read. They see what happened. You're not helping your cause.

Dude, I pm'ed you to make fun of you. You just look like someone obsessed with internet points...which you are. Keep on downvoting me brah, you're really showing me who's boss!!!

edit: it's also telling about your psychology that you made a thread about it in an attempt to garner support. but "you don't care".

trololololo

Lol. PM'd to make fun of me.... Yeah ya did

Here's how making fun of someone works..if it's in a PM, it's no fun and doesn't work because no one else can see it, making fun of someone only really has an impact if it's done in public. ..that's how I know and everyone knows you didn't PM me to make fun of me (and the fact they can read)

What I did was post your retarded PM in public..to make fun of you, which it did. See how that works?

I fucked with you, you got pissed and PM'd me about it. I posted the PM to further fuck with you and so everyone else could see your sandy vag...and get a good belly laugh. Get it now?

This is where you say "you must really care about Internet points to keep posting about it". Fuck off.

tl, dr.

are you mad or what?

someone who "hates people" shouldn't be so fucking easy to troll

That's a hell of a whoosh/troll you have going here. Next thing you know you will post that your leaving the board and then post a couple hours later how you trolled everyone. Or perhaps post on another board that this place is dying and the other board will soon take off, the tell us "gotcha!" "Lol"

The more you post, the worse you look. So keep going....We are all waiting for you to dig a bit deeper so we can laugh at you a little more.

You're really struggling, Jesus

You do realize the whole board can read this, right?

Yep. I downvote 1 of your posts for no reason, so you take time out of your day to give me a hundreds of WTF's and downvotes.

But you don't care about that shit, right? In fact, "you don't care" so much that you make a thread about it, and continue to type out paragraphs defending yourself.

I sent a letter pointing out that despite your cries to the contrary, you really do care. A LOT. If you didn't care, you'd just ignore me.

Big belly laughs at your expense.

PGOS seems to be suffering from PurpleJ syndrome. I give a fuck that you give a fuck so I'm going to fuck with you, but I don't really give a fuck, just to make that clear.

I enjoy trolling on slow days at the office. I don't take time to give myself 1k+ awesome's like PurpleJ.

Momma didn't raise no hypocrite

 

[d2d]

People really care about up and down votes?

Huh?

 

[RoadDawg55]

I'm going to give Oranges the benefit of the doubt and assume it's a lame attempt at a whoosh.

Not a whoosh. Damone takes his fake internet points *very* seriously,

Yeah I do! Except the part about fucking with you to the point you care enough to PM me about it.

Took less time for me to pm you then for you to downvote my poasts

Hth

You should stop. Everyone can read. They see what happened. You're not helping your cause.

Dude, I pm'ed you to make fun of you. You just look like someone obsessed with internet points...which you are. Keep on downvoting me brah, you're really showing me who's boss!!!

edit: it's also telling about your psychology that you made a thread about it in an attempt to garner support. but "you don't care".

trololololo

Lol. PM'd to make fun of me.... Yeah ya did

Here's how making fun of someone works..if it's in a PM, it's no fun and doesn't work because no one else can see it, making fun of someone only really has an impact if it's done in public. ..that's how I know and everyone knows you didn't PM me to make fun of me (and the fact they can read)

What I did was post your retarded PM in public..to make fun of you, which it did. See how that works?

I fucked with you, you got pissed and PM'd me about it. I posted the PM to further fuck with you and so everyone else could see your sandy vag...and get a good belly laugh. Get it now?

This is where you say "you must really care about Internet points to keep posting about it". Fuck off.

tl, dr.

are you mad or what?

someone who "hates people" shouldn't be so fucking easy to troll

That's a hell of a whoosh/troll you have going here. Next thing you know you will post that your leaving the board and then post a couple hours later how you trolled everyone. Or perhaps post on another board that this place is dying and the other board will soon take off, the tell us "gotcha!" "Lol"

The more you post, the worse you look. So keep going....We are all waiting for you to dig a bit deeper so we can laugh at you a little more.

You're really struggling, Jesus

You do realize the whole board can read this, right?

Yep. I downvote 1 of your posts for no reason, so you take time out of your day to give me a hundreds of WTF's and downvotes.

But you don't care about that shit, right? In fact, "you don't care" so much that you make a thread about it, and continue to type out paragraphs defending yourself.

I sent a letter pointing out that despite your cries to the contrary, you really do care. A LOT. If you didn't care, you'd just ignore me.

Big belly laughs at your expense.

PGOS seems to be suffering from PurpleJ syndrome. I give a fuck that you give a fuck so I'm going to fuck with you, but I don't really give a fuck, just to make that clear.

I enjoy trolling on slow days at the office. I don't take time to give myself 1k+ awesome's like PurpleJ.

Momma didn't raise no hypocrite

A telemarketing cubicle with 2 other co workers is not an office. You're like one of these guys, only not funny.