I didnt' think it was possible to hire a coach that was a bigger dweeb than Helfrich

[rustysavage]

How the fuck else did he think his OT made two tackles on offense other than off a turnover?

 

[Pitchfork51]

For a school that tries to be super cool and trendy, I'm not sure you could have picked a less "cool" combo than Kelly and helfrich

We can't all hire Herm

Herm at like 70 years old is cooler than helfrich

As is everyone

 

[Doogles]

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

After reading your posted tweets of Cristobal, I think I'd rather play for Babushka.

Holy shit he's bad.

 

[IPukeOregonGrellow]

At least this thread now gives me a place to post this:
https://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/979855466149892097

 

[PurpleThrobber]

At least this thread now gives me a place to post this:
https://twitter.com/uoduckgirl/status/979855466149892097

Obviously referencing the BBC.

 

[Mad_Son]

Jonathan Smith is basically Ted Cruz

 

[Mosster47]

For a school that tries to be super cool and trendy, I'm not sure you could have picked a less "cool" combo than Kelly and helfrich

We can't all hire Herm

Herm at like 70 years old is cooler than helfrich

As is everyone

I met Mark for the first time in 07 when he was on the board of the AZFCA. We were both from Oregon, but that's about all we had in common. Super nice guy, but a complete goob. You can tell he is super smart though.

I'm not sure what 9'er has going for him.

 

[NorwegianHusky]

I watched this at work without sound and it still chilled me to the bone. If someone walked up behind me right now it would be less awkward to explain if I was watching beastiality scat porn.

Thank god that fucker can't hurt this program any more.

 

[Baseman]

http://twitter.com/coachfeld/status/972665072056025088?s=21
UW offseason natty hopes dashed.

 

[CuntWaffle]

I'm am SO happy that swag surfing will not be going anywhere this year.

 

[Hippopeteamus]

http://twitter.com/coachfeld/status/972665072056025088?s=21
UW offseason natty hopes dashed.

I like how players or coaches say this like this chinsight gives there team some unique advantage, as if no other coach has told his team this for the past 70 years.

 

[RaceBannon]

http://twitter.com/coachfeld/status/972665072056025088?s=21
UW offseason natty hopes dashed.

I like how players or coaches say this like this chinsight gives there team some unique advantage, as if no other coach has told his team this for the past 70 years.

FINISH

 

[oregonblitzkrieg]

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

I've seen who Cristobal fucks every night. There's no way Smith is pulling that kind of tail. I know who I rather be.

You have money you can pull any kind of tail you want. Smiff is a dork, but he'll have groupies lined up waiting to jump his bones at every game for a shot to dig that gold.

 

[AZDuck]

For a school that tries to be super cool and trendy, I'm not sure you could have picked a less "cool" combo than Kelly and helfrich

winning is cool

ergo, Kelly is cool

winning is cool

ergo, Helfrich sucked, except for when Mariota and a team of upperclassmen did the heavy lifting for him

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

I've seen who Cristobal fucks every night. There's no way Smith is pulling that kind of tail. I know who I rather be.

You have money you can pull any kind of tail you want. Smiff is a dork, but he'll have groupies lined up waiting to jump his bones at every game for a shot to dig that gold.

HR, YK

 

[PurpleReign]

Jonathan Smith is basically Ted Cruz

More like SmithFS is what happens when Ted Cruz and Steve Sarkissian have a baby out of wedlock.

P. S. S. S
My autocorrect turned 'SmithFS' into 'Smut GFs'.

 

[MisterEm]

Jonathan Smith is basically Ted Cruz

More like SmithFS is what happens when Ted Cruz and Steve Sarkissian have a baby out of wedlock.

P. S. S. S
My autocorrect turned 'SmithFS' into 'Smut GFs'.

When pornhub search history hits the boreds. Non-pumpy edition.

 

[greenblood]

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

The awkward dork is better if he has serious money. If you're broke, you can still pull nice tail as an IQ meathead, not at all if you're a poor awkward dork.

Unless you are stupid rich, IQ meathead always wins out.

 

[longduckdong]

Smith reminds me of Brick from 'The Middle'

 

[Pitchfork51]

For a school that tries to be super cool and trendy, I'm not sure you could have picked a less "cool" combo than Kelly and helfrich

winning is cool

ergo, Kelly is cool

winning is cool

ergo, Helfrich sucked, except for when Mariota and a team of upperclassmen did the heavy lifting for him

honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

I've seen who Cristobal fucks every night. There's no way Smith is pulling that kind of tail. I know who I rather be.

You have money you can pull any kind of tail you want. Smiff is a dork, but he'll have groupies lined up waiting to jump his bones at every game for a shot to dig that gold.

HR, YK

I just mean that Oregon was cool under Kelly but Kelly himself is pretty dorky