I didnt' think it was possible to hire a coach that was a bigger dweeb than Helfrich

Just imagining this motherfucker trying to talk to chicks at a bar gives me some Michael Scott-worthy cringeface
 
That is just flat embarrassing.

There are at least ten high school coaches within 20 miles of the guns and religion compound that are more inspirational than JSFS.

 
Him calling ‘rotate’ reminds me of

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He’s so fucking awkward.

That doesn’t mean he can’t have success, but he should just own his awkwardness and not try too hard to be cool and overcorrect.
 
honest question: worse to be a peanut IQ meathead or an awkward dork?

I've seen who Cristobal fucks every night. There's no way Smith is pulling that kind of tail. I know who I rather be.
 
For a school that tries to be super cool and trendy, I'm not sure you could have picked a less "cool" combo than Kelly and helfrich
 
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