I can't take ESPN anymore

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

DJ/Pinch perhaps we can do a side board,I will pay more money annually, only for guys who want to play nice, I would double my annual fee, you decide who can or cant be on, we live in harmony and pass along inside stuff, and things that pertain to everyhting but constant bitching.
Let the ESPNguys have a "chick site" they can go on and wallow in despair.
Now, I know Jerry McGuire got fired for this, I take that chance, but...what about a VIP site, on this site, by interview only, it will double your revenue, we get rid of the bitchers and all live happily ever after.

Heck I'd triple my annual fees. Listen, I was in the room when Erin Andrews aborted Sarks bastard love child. Not because I'm cool, my friends are though. They just invite me because they know I love abortions. I'm willing to share this because I love Huskie football and this site. But if I keep getting attacked for it I'm going to start my own blog.

Instant. Classic.

 

[WilburHooksHands]

Oh good Katy Perry is on.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Oh good Katy Perry is on.

Are her boobs worth watching today?

 

[RaceBannon]

She has them all nervous

"Is the game with the Cocks in it"

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Oh good Katy Perry is on.

Are her boobs worth watching today?

No. They are covered up and she's really fucking annoying.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Oh good Katy Perry is on.

Katy Perry - the lights are on, but nobody's home. She's a total airhead, but she looks like a good fuck.

 

[CheersWestDawg]

Oh good Katy Perry is on.

Are her boobs worth watching today?

No. But when she held up a corn dog to pick Auburn over LSU....I have to admit that I LOL'd.

 

[WilburHooksHands]

Jesus this is a trainwreck

 

[no_uh]

Well, she was a lot more entertaining than other guests.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

The lesson as always:
ESPN sucks big fat floppy donkey dick when they aren't showing live sports.

 

[CuntWaffle]

Race has done it again!!1!

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

She has them all nervous

"Is the game with the Cocks in it"

Desmond Howie could barley talk, hahahahha.

Herbstreet better be smashing that under the Gameday table right now

 

[Purple_Pills]

Every story revolves somebody with cancer or mental illness or whatever. It's like football can't be complete without working tragic storylines into everything.

Maybe the Half Brains should start a TV network.

Fox Sports 1. Anyone who still watches SportsCenter when Fox Sports Live is on should be cockpunched.

 

[RaccoonHarry]

That Bammer wr's momma had 13 kids and had to workhard and shit. Why didn't you ask why dad apparently isn't in the picture Tom?

Dad? Like there's only one? I didn't see the piece but how do we know there weren't 13?

 

[RoadDawg55]

Every story revolves somebody with cancer or mental illness or whatever. It's like football can't be complete without working tragic storylines into everything.

Maybe the Half Brains should start a TV network.

Fox Sports 1. Anyone who still watches SportsCenter when Fox Sports Live is on should be cockpunched.

I'm fine watching neither.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

That Bammer wr's momma had 13 kids and had to workhard and shit. Why didn't you ask why dad apparently isn't in the picture Tom?

Dad? Like there's only one? I didn't see the piece but how do we know there weren't 13?

She didn't really have 13. I think it was five. But yeah, the player had a different last name, so my guess is there were at least two three dads. It's all the fault of white males though. Just remember that. Institutionalized racism, yo.

 

[mobey]

Yeah that's almost as bad as when everyone was jamming Tebow down our throats.

Tebow wishes to abstain until after marriage.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Yeah that's almost as bad as when everyone was jamming Tebow down our throats.

Tebow wishes to abstain until after marriage.

Only said that so he can fuck dudes in jorts on the dl.

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Every story revolves somebody with cancer or mental illness or whatever. It's like football can't be complete without working tragic storylines into everything.

Maybe the Half Brains should start a TV network.

Fox Sports 1. Anyone who still watches SportsCenter when Fox Sports Live is on should be cockpunched.

I'm fine watching neither.

Jay and Dan are awesome though.

 

[topdawgnc]

That show needs new blood.

Get Corso's old ass out of there and put Rick Neuheisel in.

That would be the end of the P12 Network but big deal. No one watches that dreck anyways.

DirecTV agrees.