I can tell already ...

[PurpleJ]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

What I lack in endurance I make up for in lack of size. @UWKatie want to have pancakes with me?

Pro Tip @UWKatie, you express any fondness for pancakes and you’ve agreed to marry @Swaye. Some of us had to learn that the hard way.

Oh, and @89ute, I love you too but I hope Gaines feasts on what’s left of Britain Covey, and you break down in tears by the end of the first quarter.

XXOO ,

DDJ

It's true. It's a tribal thing. Share a delicious meal and we are wed. Good news for any woman I trick is white America doesn't recognize any of this, so @Doog_de_Jour and I are only married on the res.

Sometimes it's hard to keep track of your made up rules, we may need a tally.

Pick the most autistic guy......

J is on the case!

I'm a genius. Don't be a jelly hater.

 

[theknowledge]

Waffles > Pancakes

FUCK OFF SWAYE!

Disagree.

 

[DoogCourics]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

 

[haie]

You guys took a step forward this year and finally won the shitty south. No shame in that.

Backing into the South because herm choked in Eugene is extra special.

In a year where SC only bothered to show up against WAzzu and ND.

I was actually worried about facing ASU in ccg.

 

[pawz]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

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[MikeDamone]

Even longer after a BYU ass fucking

 

[UWKatie]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

What I lack in endurance I make up for in lack of size. @UWKatie want to have pancakes with me?

I've been waiting my whole life for this invite. Given my love for whiskey, I assume I can also look forward to whiskey dick. Best date ever!!

 

[HillsboroDuck]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

What I lack in endurance I make up for in lack of size. @UWKatie want to have pancakes with me?

I've been waiting my whole life for this invite. Given my love for whiskey, I assume I can also look forward to whiskey dick. Best date ever!!

Thread is worthless without @WhiskeyDawg

 

[Pitchfork51]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

What I lack in endurance I make up for in lack of size. @UWKatie want to have pancakes with me?

I've been waiting my whole life for this invite. Given my love for whiskey, I assume I can also look forward to whiskey dick. Best date ever!!

Hurtful for every man here that's a drunken asshole.

You bitch!

 

[Doog_de_Jour]

I can’t wait to be a bridesmaid at the Swaye-UWKatie nuptials.

 

[Pitchfork51]

I can’t wait to be a bridesmaid at the Swaye-UWKatie nuptials.

That means it is you and I girlfriend.

 

[UW_Doog_Bot]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

What I lack in endurance I make up for in lack of size. @UWKatie want to have pancakes with me?

Pro Tip @UWKatie, you express any fondness for pancakes and you’ve agreed to marry @Swaye. Some of us had to learn that the hard way.

Oh, and @89ute, I love you too but I hope Gaines feasts on what’s left of Britain Covey, and you break down in tears by the end of the first quarter.

XXOO ,

DDJ

It's also tradition that the groom's eskimo brother gets to watch. Don't judge.

 

[UWerentThereMan]

Swaye’s whiskey dick saved my ass. Crazy times 2016

 

[LebamDawg]

being a member of the Makah Indian Nation (for a white guy that is an honor, albeit honorary) sad to say @UWKatie many a morning eating traditional indian breakfasts of Pancakes and Beer - hold the pancakes - whiskey was never included.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

What I lack in endurance I make up for in lack of size. @UWKatie want to have pancakes with me?

Pro Tip @UWKatie, you express any fondness for pancakes and you’ve agreed to marry @Swaye. Some of us had to learn that the hard way.

Oh, and @89ute, I love you too but I hope Gaines feasts on what’s left of Britain Covey, and you break down in tears by the end of the first quarter.

XXOO ,

DDJ

It's true. It's a tribal thing. Share a delicious meal and we are wed. Good news for any woman I trick is white America doesn't recognize any of this, so @Doog_de_Jour and I are only married on the res.

#RESLIFE #RESWIFE

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

I can’t wait to be a bridesmaid at the Swaye-UWKatie nuptials.

I saw nuptials as nipples. Is that wrong?

 

[Pitchfork51]

I can’t wait to be a bridesmaid at the Swaye-UWKatie nuptials.

I saw nuptials as nipples. Is that wrong?

Yes. Have you been hanging with Todd Graham

 

[DawgFader]

 

[Swaye]

This is going to be a long fucking week. Endurance is my thing, I'll prevail.

What I lack in endurance I make up for in lack of size. @UWKatie want to have pancakes with me?

I've been waiting my whole life for this invite. Given my love for whiskey, I assume I can also look forward to whiskey dick. Best date ever!!

All the whiskey dick you can handle.