I brag on Twitter about my life...

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

 

[MikeDamone]

Was there a pic of hi looking like his usual drunken hobo?

 

[CokeGreaterThanPepsi]

My wife has said many times she would shoot herself on the spot if she had to wake up next to him every day.

 

[[Deleted User]]

To call him pathetic would be an insult to the worth pathetic.

Yes when I turn 50 I want my life to be just like Kim Grinolds. When I see a drunken little troll like him who is a failed real-estate agent I immediately think of success.

It's a fucking embarrassment this cocksucker is associated with UW.

 

[MrsMora]

My wife has said many times she would shoot herself on the spot if she had to wake up next to him every day.

I can CONFIRM this is true... and I'm sure he bags tons of blondes

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

confirm how awesome his life is by getting his ex on the poodcast

 

[tracker]

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

Does this mean he's going to start hitting on 17 year olds?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

Does this mean he's going to start hitting on 17 year olds?

He's going full Sandusky and going straight to 6th grade boys. He figures some of them won't have bigger dicks than he does.

 

[PurpleJ]

I've been hearing some rumors around Vegas that Kim is gay. Just what I'm hearing.

 

[sarktastic]

what about the people who follow people who like to brag about their life on twitter?

 

[droggins]

Kim Grinolds ‏@KimGrinolds Apr 7
When you're single and you work for yourself, why stop at 18? Spectacular day in Seattle pic.twitter.com/yNwngk2Iph

Yes Kim, its because your single. Everyone wishes they were single like you. Evidence of your great life is the fact that you are single and posting pictures on twitter and bragging about yourself. That's normal behavior and evidence of happiness at 50. What a success story you are. #insufferabletwat

Stalker alert!