Husky Jacks open thread [2025]
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EsophagealFeces
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*Fight the fuckin DoorDash driver.
CrispyEaterson
New Fish
Let’s be honest, we’ve all wanted to fight a DoorDash driver at some point.
Maced and knifed by a 69 year old, half deaf grease truck driver is bad enough. Being the young, 38 year old former (USC) athlete who fucked around and found out is the icing on the cake. Hopefully he gets to rot in prison for a few years and has to pay a huge settlement to the victim.
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Since it’s the one team that doesn’t have a bye before us, at least they let us play at 9:00am
9 am on the road. What could go wrong? Jedd will have the boys primed for a comeback in the 8th quarter at Michigan.
I’ll take a 4 OT victory in Ann Arbor
I just discovered Sanchez got into the dust up with a literal Grease Truck Driver. Can't blame him he probably saw the greasy guy and had flashbacks of the Beav and Corvallis in 2008.
I’d be surprised if I hadn’t recently seen him sport the Buddy Revell (“Three O’clock High”) long haired bully look.
I’m going to take a wild guess… Sanchez is an alcoholic and/or drug addict.
I'm hearing he was running windsprints in the back alley behind the pub when the delivery truck backed in to the loading dock. He allegedly confronted the driver and then attacked him.
Sanchez is quoted as saying he doesn't remember anything.
brownout drunk is always a good look. I browned out one time in Canada. Last thing I remember was that I was chasing this drug dealer across the street. Next thing I remember is I’m at a police station emptying my pockets in front of an officer. I empty out my pockets and put a bag of meth on the table. He asks me about it and I told him I tried to buy some “smoke” wanting weed and that’s what was sold to me. He put it in his pocket and threw me in the drunk tank.
CSB, I know.
Damn. Was the dealer 69 yo? Why didn't you catch him and send him to the ER?
Signed, Mark Sanchez
9am Seattle start time …. Doomed.gif
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Mark dirty Sanchez is lucky, he could have easily been killed. His charges have been upgraded to a felony and with the pending lawsuit and potential loss of his cushy network job this will be an expensive evening while sitting in the hospital … as they say, nothing good happens past 12:30 1am. Maybe Sark can be his sponsor once he gets out of rehab.
Imagine getting paid a bunch of money to travel around talking about what's going on in a football game and not being able to not assault a senior citizen.