Husky Jacks open thread [2024]

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Only sports that pre pubescent boys or girls are involved. Or if trying to eliminate 7.5 billion people is a sport.

Sick fuck
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Sources tell the Hotline that Mr. Gates doesn't necessarily want to "eliminate" 7.5 billion people, but kidnap and hide 7.5 billion people in his underground Moon base. Mr. Gates aims to save his own bacon by using this colony of humans as a peace offering to the Martian General Staff during the upcoming invasion, where they will most likely be conscripted into the Martian and/or inter-galactic sex trade. Furthermore, the Hotline was told that Mr. Gates also plans to leverage this peace offering into the open Solar System Chieftain position on the Galactic Committee.

As of today's deadline, we have been unable to independently verify the validity of these claims.
 
Rumors of several players who have remaining eligibility but will forgo it and call it a career. Bandes, Tuitele, Kalepo among those. Also maybe a coach or two who will "mutually part ways". KDB has an opportunity to level up the staff and roster if they can step up their NIL bag game.
 
Rumors of several players who have remaining eligibility but will forgo it and call it a career. Bandes, Tuitele, Kalepo among those. Also maybe a coach or two who will "mutually part ways". KDB has an opportunity to level up the staff and roster if they can step up their NIL bag game.
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Why would Kalepo quit? I doubt he’s an NFL guy at this point

Edit: our DL depth is going to be fucked if Bandes and Tuitele quit too
 
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I’m pretty sure Bandes has already said he’s done based on injuries and the grind to get healthy
 
Rumors of several players who have remaining eligibility but will forgo it and call it a career. Bandes, Tuitele, Kalepo among those. Also maybe a coach or two who will "mutually part ways". KDB has an opportunity to level up the staff and roster if they can step up their NIL bag game.
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Tuitele gone, I dont think he has been really healthy for multiple years nowhttps://twitter.com/tuitele87/status/1744970339669746174?s=20

Davante??? Kalepo is reposting transfer couch sales from UW CB Green and LB Harnetiaux and then gives UW the "business handshake" https://twitter.com/Kalepo206/status/1744600985383649347?s=20
 
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Bandes and Tuitele are not good. Just means young guys will have to step up.

Where are there rumors coming from, the doog discord?
 
Rumors of several players who have remaining eligibility but will forgo it and call it a career. Bandes, Tuitele, Kalepo among those. Also maybe a coach or two who will "mutually part ways". KDB has an opportunity to level up the staff and roster if they can step up their NIL bag game.
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Why would Kalepo quit? I doubt he’s an NFL guy at this point

Edit: our DL depth is going to be fucked if Bandes and Tuitele quit too
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https://x.com/Kalepo206/status/1744600985383649347?s=20
https://x.com/tuitele87/status/1744970339669746174?s=20

edit: how do I share posts from twitter now? wtf
 
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Rumors of several players who have remaining eligibility but will forgo it and call it a career. Bandes, Tuitele, Kalepo among those. Also maybe a coach or two who will "mutually part ways". KDB has an opportunity to level up the staff and roster if they can step up their NIL bag game.
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Man, if we lose Bandes and Tuitele we're in trouble on the defensive line. Those guys struggled at times this year but we just don't have the bodies in that room to lose them. Without those two we have just the Parker twins and the two DL transfers, one of which we are still trying to get admitted to UW.
 
http://twitter.com/Kalepo206/status/1744600985383649347?t=yCNTvH3CEYluwn0ILIadxA&s=19

Change the X to twitter

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