Each move more baffling than the last
Husky Jacks open thread [2021]
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Each move more baffling than the last
louism2wash
New Fish
Can he recruit?
GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
Clearly did a bang up job recruiting Jimmy
RatherBeBrewing
New Fish
Chip Kelly used to bring in motivational speakers ranging from weirdos to charlatans, and maybe one or two normal ones. I don’t think they did anything positive, but I did enjoy getting an hour off from having to do stuff to listen to them. I think this dude is the disciple of one of them, a former UO football player.
This was under his publicity links, at kc katalyst dot com. Katalyst with a k, not to be confused with the Portland sex club that uses a c, or the thing that speeds up a chemical reaction - also spelled with a c. This guy does have a giant red ball he ships around the world, so I’m curious where on the peloton scale this winds up.
This was under his publicity links, at kc katalyst dot com. Katalyst with a k, not to be confused with the Portland sex club that uses a c, or the thing that speeds up a chemical reaction - also spelled with a c. This guy does have a giant red ball he ships around the world, so I’m curious where on the peloton scale this winds up.
HoustonHusky
New Fish
A motivational speaker for Jimmy to remind/motivate him to recruit...
If any of you would have been at the July 23rd meet up you would have been more dead than a 400-pound, chain-smoking, unvaccinated 98-year-old with Delta variant.
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GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
Jimmy just got his very own Denpok.
Great job by Jimmy on this
Credit where its due
“How do we prevent people from leaving the stadium at halftime to their own booze at their RV or vehicle and not returning on time or not at all?”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
“We need to finally offer alcohol inside the stadium.”
“Great idea! How about $12 per 16oz can or 8oz plastic cup of wine?”
“Great idea! Problem solved.”
RatherBeBrewing
New Fish
I thought that selling beer at Autzen was a great idea. I used to drink a lot of beer as both a student and then again for a stretch in my late 20s.
My minor was in art.
The art of sneaking in booze as a student, you nerds. My best friend at the time was even better - the wunderkind of the field. Beer sales? No more pretending that you have the honest hips of a Colombian chanteuse while walking past security with flasks, or sneaking out to the porking lot for warm drinks. This sounded great.
WRONG. Very wrong.
Now everyone is either getting up to go get beer, returning with beer or wine, or going on piss missions connected to the beer. The best time to go get beer or return with it is whenever there’s a third down or any other crucial play. I don’t know why but that’s just how it is. If the average Duck fan wasn’t rowdy enough for your tastes you can now see them with a higher BAC.
Caption: In stadium alcohol sales may lead to bashing the kids for choosing a Stanford education.
I think UW and Oregon would both be better served to put cannabis dispensaries inside their respective stadiums
I was once at a game and someone sparked up a joint and the blue hairs around me were flabbergasted and acted like someone got shanked.
Ten years ago, I wasn’t even drunk or obnoxious. I was busy and didn’t even tailgate. I opened an airport bottle of some liquor in the stands and got multiple death stares.
Kingdome_Urinals
New Fish
Husky fans suck so much.
The media loves to promote teams and locations off of stereotypes. It's really a shame that Husky Stadium isn't already known for weed in the stands. They can feature bits about that in the pregame and give everyone a break from the fish market. National audiences would gobble thst shit up. Some would be excited, many appalled, but they'd notice and watch.
