Husky Jacks open thread [2019]

[DawgWagonDan]

https://twitter.com/sportwithswartz/status/1116019380347760640

Why does Schwartz hate Arron "Nez" Pierce?

 

[backthepack]

Can we stop pretending Haener is a starting level division 1 QB? Thanks!

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

If Haener is the QB I am going to be fucking livid

 

[FireCohen]

https://twitter.com/TDBynum/status/1115392864823857153

he caught it with his body. we should cut him

 

[GreenRiverGatorz]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

 

[NorwegianHusky]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

We don't need to save anything. It's only lightly spilling over at this point, and we're all gonna full on projectile shit all over this bored when Eason throws his first pick, or when he doesn't because he keeps checking down, or literally anything happens beside him having a 500yd 4TD 0INT game.

 

[RaceBannon]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

 

[theknowledge]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

Have I seen that black couch somewhere?

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

*It's

 

[NEsnake12]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

*It's

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Screenshotting this for when Hanky Panky is named the starter. You think itll be bad on the board if Eason throws a pick?

Just wait until Haener throws a pick six causing us to lose to fucking Cal. Oh wait.

The ultimate culprit is actually Pete. Fix the fucking QB position.

 

[RaceBannon]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

*It's

Have I seen that black couch somewhere?

 

[FremontTroll]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.

 

[Bread]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law.

Jeff Lindquist was undefeated as a starting QB.

 

[RaceBannon]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law[/b].

True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.

Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.

 

[NorwegianHusky]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law[/b].

True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.

Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.

Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.

*glances at 2020 commits*

Nevermind...

 

[FireCohen]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law[/b].

True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.

Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.

Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.

*glances at 2020 commits*

Nevermind...

Morris is the same ole Kellen more bs formula

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

Lol at you assholes freaking out over day 5 of fucking spring camp. No wonder Pete likes fucking with us, everyone here is so easily triggered. I'll spoil the script for you - Eason wins the job, it's not even close, and every single one of you chuckle fucks forgets who was running with the first team offense in the fucking spring. Save your pant-shitting for Eason's inevitable letdown during actual game play in the fall.

Pete's offense and his quarterbacks over the last 7 years or so are legit cause for concern

If you don't know that coaches fuck up the QB choice more than any other position you have forgotten an Iron Law

But of course we are unreasonable and panicking. Its what we do

Your second statement doesn't follow from the first.

Pete's offenses have been mediocre.

But there is zero evidence of any backup QB that would have saved the day for any of those teams.

Fans' favorite player is the backup QB- that is an Iron Law[/b].

True especially if the starter sucks which they have under Pete for years. The fact that there is no evidence really helps the back up. Haener was great until we got some evidence.

Another Iron Law - you get to recruit players every year.

Luckily we stopped recruiting QBs like Browning and Haener, I'm pretty sure.

*glances at 2020 commits*

Nevermind...

Morris is the same ole Kellen more bs formula

Morris is 10 times better than Haener or Garbers. He proved he belonged at the Elite 11 or whatever the fuck it's called

 

[DoogCourics]

If I’m being 100% honest, I’m really only just waiting for the Sam Huard era to begin.

2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.

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[HillsboroDuck]

If I’m being 100% honest, I’m really only just waiting for the Sam Huard era to begin.

2021 will be fucking special (especially with the talent being recruited these last two years and what is coming up the next two), and I am fully bought in.

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2021-23 will be fucking special but there's plenty of QB talent for the two years in between then as well.

Great time to be a Dwag!