Husky Jacks open thread [2019]

Skipping all of Ballz’s posts in this thread and just wtfing them saved me roughly 12 IQ points.
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If that's the way you feel, good. You don't have more than 50 IQ points so the 12 you saved are really important for your ability to feed yourself and wipe your own ass.
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Dude he doesn’t wipe his ass, it comes through the throat read his goddamn handle one time
 
Skipping all of Ballz’s posts in this thread and just wtfing them saved me roughly 12 IQ points.
Click to expand...

If that's the way you feel, good. You don't have more than 50 IQ points to begin with, so the 12 you saved are really important for your ability to feed yourself and wipe your own ass.
Click to expand...

Disagree. My shit is in my throat, not my head.
 
Skipping all of Ballz’s posts in this thread and just wtfing them saved me roughly 12 IQ points.
Click to expand...

If that's the way you feel, good. You don't have more than 50 IQ points to begin with, so the 12 you saved are really important for your ability to feed yourself and wipe your own ass.
Click to expand...

Disagree. My shit is in my throat, not my head.
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Slap yourself for that comeback.
 
Skipping all of Ballz’s posts in this thread and just wtfing them saved me roughly 12 IQ points.
Click to expand...

If that's the way you feel, good. You don't have more than 50 IQ points to begin with, so the 12 you saved are really important for your ability to feed yourself and wipe your own ass.
Click to expand...

Disagree. My shit is in my throat, not my head.
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That’s a strong point
 
Ballz is right about this guys. People need plenty of time to develop into the cerebral safety position before they see the field. People forget Taylor Rapp and Budda Baker never started at safety until their redshirt sophomore years.

We are so fucked.

#FireJimmyLake
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How dumb can you be? Budda was terrible his first year as a starter and Rapp was an extreme outlier. Great fucking job being a retarded doog with those examples.

When the fuck did I say fire Jimmy Lake? Take his dick out your mouth. Everybody deserves to be criticized when criticism is warranted. That's what it means to have high fucking standards you fucking idiot.

Bottom line is our safety depth is fucking trash. Anybody who's not a retard sunshine pumper can see that. What are the chances that position group is saved by a redshirt freshman or true freshman? Very fucking low. It sure would be nice if we at least had Isaiah Pola-Mao or Talanoa Hufanga on the roster.

I always have to be the guy who sees less than ideal shit coming in advance while others want to ignore it until it slaps them in the fucking face. That's fine. I'll be the realist while others get slapped in the face by reality down the road.

Be sure to remember this thread and your dismissive attitude when Stanford's TE's are killing our safeties over the middle.
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Budda was terrible his first two games. The slot from Hawaii killed him and I still remember a ball bouncing off his face mask (he had horrible hands) before being caught for a TD. That said, by mid season he was a stud.
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Guess who our OOC schedule includes! The secondary is going to be fine for PAC 12 play as it will have time to develop against a shit tastic OOC schedule and is talented enough against this conference to overcome a lack of experience/development. The only real question mark is will it have the depth/experience to match up by the time we are playing in a bowl or potentially the playoffs. Probably not if it's Clemson/Alabama but we all knew this years ahead of time.
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Our second game of the season is against Cal. So no, they won't have a soft landing to develop. Plus, Eastern always has a team that can sneak up on Pac-12 opponents and give them a competitive game.
 
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I thought Earl Thomas was playing safety? If he isn't, then we will plug in somebody like Earl Thomas, right?
 
Skipping all of Ballz’s posts in this thread and just wtfing them saved me roughly 12 IQ points.
Click to expand...

If that's the way you feel, good. You don't have more than 50 IQ points to begin with, so the 12 you saved are really important for your ability to feed yourself and wipe your own ass.
Click to expand...

Disagree. My shit is in my throat, not my head.
Click to expand...

Slap yourself for that comeback.
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Your inability to shut the fuck up and take an L is prodigious.
 
Ballz is right about this guys. People need plenty of time to develop into the cerebral safety position before they see the field. People forget Taylor Rapp and Budda Baker never started at safety until their redshirt sophomore years.

We are so fucked.

#FireJimmyLake
Click to expand...

How dumb can you be? Budda was terrible his first year as a starter and Rapp was an extreme outlier. Great fucking job being a retarded doog with those examples.

When the fuck did I say fire Jimmy Lake? Take his dick out your mouth. Everybody deserves to be criticized when criticism is warranted. That's what it means to have high fucking standards you fucking idiot.

Bottom line is our safety depth is fucking trash. Anybody who's not a retard sunshine pumper can see that. What are the chances that position group is saved by a redshirt freshman or true freshman? Very fucking low. It sure would be nice if we at least had Isaiah Pola-Mao or Talanoa Hufanga on the roster.

I always have to be the guy who sees less than ideal shit coming in advance while others want to ignore it until it slaps them in the fucking face. That's fine. I'll be the realist while others get slapped in the face by reality down the road.

Be sure to remember this thread and your dismissive attitude when Stanford's TE's are killing our safeties over the middle.
Click to expand...

Budda was terrible his first two games. The slot from Hawaii killed him and I still remember a ball bouncing off his face mask (he had horrible hands) before being caught for a TD. That said, by mid season he was a stud.
Click to expand...

Guess who our OOC schedule includes! The secondary is going to be fine for PAC 12 play as it will have time to develop against a shit tastic OOC schedule and is talented enough against this conference to overcome a lack of experience/development. The only real question mark is will it have the depth/experience to match up by the time we are playing in a bowl or potentially the playoffs. Probably not if it's Clemson/Alabama but we all knew this years ahead of time.
Click to expand...

Our second game of the season is against Cal. So no, they won't have a soft landing to develop. Plus, Eastern always has a team that can sneak up on Pac-12 opponents and give them a competitive game.
Click to expand...

Have you seen Cal play offense?

It’s essentially our? offense against Cal, but every game.
 
Ballz is right about this guys. People need plenty of time to develop into the cerebral safety position before they see the field. People forget Taylor Rapp and Budda Baker never started at safety until their redshirt sophomore years.

We are so fucked.

#FireJimmyLake
Click to expand...

How dumb can you be? Budda was terrible his first year as a starter and Rapp was an extreme outlier. Great fucking job being a retarded doog with those examples.

When the fuck did I say fire Jimmy Lake? Take his dick out your mouth. Everybody deserves to be criticized when criticism is warranted. That's what it means to have high fucking standards you fucking idiot.

Bottom line is our safety depth is fucking trash. Anybody who's not a retard sunshine pumper can see that. What are the chances that position group is saved by a redshirt freshman or true freshman? Very fucking low. It sure would be nice if we at least had Isaiah Pola-Mao or Talanoa Hufanga on the roster.

I always have to be the guy who sees less than ideal shit coming in advance while others want to ignore it until it slaps them in the fucking face. That's fine. I'll be the realist while others get slapped in the face by reality down the road.

Be sure to remember this thread and your dismissive attitude when Stanford's TE's are killing our safeties over the middle.
Click to expand...

Budda was terrible his first two games. The slot from Hawaii killed him and I still remember a ball bouncing off his face mask (he had horrible hands) before being caught for a TD. That said, by mid season he was a stud.
Click to expand...

Guess who our OOC schedule includes! The secondary is going to be fine for PAC 12 play as it will have time to develop against a shit tastic OOC schedule and is talented enough against this conference to overcome a lack of experience/development. The only real question mark is will it have the depth/experience to match up by the time we are playing in a bowl or potentially the playoffs. Probably not if it's Clemson/Alabama but we all knew this years ahead of time.
Click to expand...

Our second game of the season is against Cal. So no, they won't have a soft landing to develop. Plus, Eastern always has a team that can sneak up on Pac-12 opponents and give them a competitive game.
Click to expand...

Have you seen Cal play offense?

It’s essentially our? offense against Cal, but every game.
Click to expand...

Cals offense will be very different once Haener transfers in.
 
Skipping all of Ballz’s posts in this thread and just wtfing them saved me roughly 12 IQ points.
Click to expand...

If that's the way you feel, good. You don't have more than 50 IQ points to begin with, so the 12 you saved are really important for your ability to feed yourself and wipe your own ass.
Click to expand...

Disagree. My shit is in my throat, not my head.
Click to expand...

Slap yourself for that comeback.
Click to expand...

Your inability to shut the fuck up and take an L is prodigious.
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You already lost bro.
 
https://twitter.com/mikevorel/status/1114193997059072001

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Uhhhhh
 
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