Humidor/Cigar Update

[YellowSnow]

So I'm starting my naughty list here of cigars which have consistently giving me burn/draw issues.

Warped GR 88 [/b]- Smoked 5 of these in the past year. 4 of the 5 had terrible burn/draw. Worst 94 rated stick ever.

Fuente Hemingway Short Story[/b] - @Swaye got me started on these last year. First 5 or so I enjoyed in life were great. The last 3 I've had to give up on 5 minutes in. Like trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and totally not enjoyable. Cuntswaylow at the factory must be a newbie and is rolling them way too tight.

 

[DHD]

I got a kit from Fox a long time ago that included a few Warped GR 88s and I was disappointed as well, for similar reasons. I'm glad I'm not alone in being disappointed in those sticks.

 

[TurdBomber]

So I'm starting my naughty list here of cigars which have consistently giving me burn/draw issues.

Warped GR 88 [/b]- Smoked 5 of these in the past year. 4 of the 5 had terrible burn/draw. Worst 94 rated stick ever.

Fuente Hemingway Short Story[/b] - @Swaye got me started on these last year. First 5 or so I enjoyed in life were great. The last 3 I've had to give up on 5 minutes in. Like trying to suck a golf ball through a garden hose and totally not enjoyable. Cuntswaylow at the factory must be a newbie and is rolling them way too tight.

Got into Fuentes a couple of years ago, and found them to taste good, but arrived rather dry in the package & had to humidify them for a couple to three weeks. And I'm not a patient man. So I haven't re-ordered Fuentes since.

 

[DHD]

Crazy good sale here at Cigarpage:
https://www.cigarpage.com/sell-a-br...XUovWelpMBPi1KM4dliquq6Ypj7NhqgpuHGs78.MwExHP

One's that I've smoked and enjoyed, now priced at a huge discount:

Dunbarton
Zino Platinum Scepter
My Father
AVO
Caldwell (especially the Midnight Express)
Mil Dias
Liga
Oliva V Melanio

 

[TurdBomber]

Presently enjoying a Rocky Patel Vintage 1990 (Maduro).

They are growing on me.

 

[TurdBomber]

What are we all too gay to update the fucking Cigar?Humidor thread?
I thought I was smoking among men here. Was I wrong? Is it just a passing fancy for posers? Or are there actual badasses on this thread who laugh in the face of the "don't smoke" crowd, puffing stinky delicious cigars with a "fuck you, Nancy" attitude?

 

[YellowSnow]

What are we all too gay to update the fucking Cigar?Humidor thread?
I thought I was smoking among men here. Was I wrong? Is it just a passing fancy for posers? Or are there actual badasses on this thread who laugh in the face of the "don't smoke" crowd, puffing stinky delicious cigars with a "fuck you, Nancy" attitude?

I smoke 2 cigars per week in the summer. But the fucking heat wave is cramping my style. 100 plus every day on the front (smoking) porch.

 

[TurdBomber]

If Castro could suck them down in triple digit heat, so can you.

It's also a good way to get the community pool all to yourself.

 

[Swaye]

I am smoking three a day right now which might be a problem. Yesterday was an El Septimo, a Davidoff, and a cheap Drew Estate Factory Smoke.

 

[TurdBomber]

I am smoking three a day right now which might be a problem. Yesterday was an El Septimo, a Davidoff, and a cheap Drew Estate Factory Smoke.

Maybe it's time to take a break, go for some ice cream and punch a fat fuck in the throat.

Exercise.

 

[YellowSnow]

I am smoking three a day right now which might be a problem. Yesterday was an El Septimo, a Davidoff, and a cheap Drew Estate Factory Smoke.

 

[Swaye]

So that's what those lesions are.

 

[YellowSnow]

So that's what those lesions are.

 

[TurdBomber]

I am smoking three a day right now which might be a problem. Yesterday was an El Septimo, a Davidoff, and a cheap Drew Estate Factory Smoke.

Thanks for that info.

And for ruining my day.

Asshole.

 

[DHD]

Good sampler with some kinda' rare stuff on sale now ... don't figure it will last long:

https://perfectcigarblend.com/product/fuente-x-rare-pink-sophisticated-hooker-sampler/

 

[Swaye]

Took quite awhile but I finally got my second commission humidor from Harland Brown. Like the first one, it's all completely handmade. Went nuts on this one and had him hand lay custom inlays. Also got drawers which I like so far. This one does not have a complete electrical humidification system like the other one. It's Boveda based, but he did build the Boveda holders in hidden chambers below the drawers. Really trick. It seals super well and looks the absolute business. Not cheap, but like the other one it's heirloom quality. Worth it. In the group photo I didn't even have it loaded. Now it has about 300 stogies in it. Still have the Daniel Marshall Treasure Chest desktop on top of the bigger one, and I still have about 20 boxes upstairs in the refrigador. I think I'm done with cigar storage now. I have plenty of space for years of stogie aging. Oh yeah, I also just got a box of Cohiba Behike 52's from a friend in Norway. Actually got them at retail pricing! Huge coup. My cigar life is coming up aces.





@DHD @RaceBannon @YellowSnow @Doogles @PurpleBaze @RoadDawg55 @TurdBomber

edit: Forgot I also got a box of those Pappy Van Winkle @DHD pimped ages ago. Love them. Delicious.

 

[YellowSnow]

Took quite awhile but I finally got my second commission humidor from Harland Brown. Like the first one, it's all completely handmade. Went nuts on this one and had him hand lay custom inlays. Also got drawers which I like so far. This one does not have a complete electrical humidification system like the other one. It's Boveda based, but he did build the Boveda holders in hidden chambers below the drawers. Really trick. It seals super well and looks the absolute business. Not cheap, but like the other one it's heirloom quality. Worth it. In the group photo I didn't even have it loaded. Now it has about 300 stogies in it. Still have the Daniel Marshall Treasure Chest desktop on top of the bigger one, and I still have about 20 boxes upstairs in the refrigador. I think I'm done with cigar storage now. I have plenty of space for years of stogie aging. Oh yeah, I also just got a box of Cohiba Behike 52's from a friend in Norway. Actually got them at retail pricing! Huge coup. My cigar life is coming up aces.

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@DHD @RaceBannon @YellowSnow @Doogles @PurpleBaze @RoadDawg55 @TurdBomber

edit: Forgot I also got a box of those Pappy Van Winkle @DHD pimped ages ago. Love them. Delicious.

Nice land line grandpa!!

Also, this the most baller shit ever.gif

 

[Swaye]

Took quite awhile but I finally got my second commission humidor from Harland Brown. Like the first one, it's all completely handmade. Went nuts on this one and had him hand lay custom inlays. Also got drawers which I like so far. This one does not have a complete electrical humidification system like the other one. It's Boveda based, but he did build the Boveda holders in hidden chambers below the drawers. Really trick. It seals super well and looks the absolute business. Not cheap, but like the other one it's heirloom quality. Worth it. In the group photo I didn't even have it loaded. Now it has about 300 stogies in it. Still have the Daniel Marshall Treasure Chest desktop on top of the bigger one, and I still have about 20 boxes upstairs in the refrigador. I think I'm done with cigar storage now. I have plenty of space for years of stogie aging. Oh yeah, I also just got a box of Cohiba Behike 52's from a friend in Norway. Actually got them at retail pricing! Huge coup. My cigar life is coming up aces.

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@DHD @RaceBannon @YellowSnow @Doogles @PurpleBaze @RoadDawg55 @TurdBomber

edit: Forgot I also got a box of those Pappy Van Winkle @DHD pimped ages ago. Love them. Delicious.

Nice land line grandpa!!

Also, this the most baller shit ever.gif

Honestly Mrs Swaye likes having a house phone and I can't figure out why. I haven't touched that phone in years. lulz

 

[YellowSnow]

Took quite awhile but I finally got my second commission humidor from Harland Brown. Like the first one, it's all completely handmade. Went nuts on this one and had him hand lay custom inlays. Also got drawers which I like so far. This one does not have a complete electrical humidification system like the other one. It's Boveda based, but he did build the Boveda holders in hidden chambers below the drawers. Really trick. It seals super well and looks the absolute business. Not cheap, but like the other one it's heirloom quality. Worth it. In the group photo I didn't even have it loaded. Now it has about 300 stogies in it. Still have the Daniel Marshall Treasure Chest desktop on top of the bigger one, and I still have about 20 boxes upstairs in the refrigador. I think I'm done with cigar storage now. I have plenty of space for years of stogie aging. Oh yeah, I also just got a box of Cohiba Behike 52's from a friend in Norway. Actually got them at retail pricing! Huge coup. My cigar life is coming up aces.

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@DHD @RaceBannon @YellowSnow @Doogles @PurpleBaze @RoadDawg55 @TurdBomber

edit: Forgot I also got a box of those Pappy Van Winkle @DHD pimped ages ago. Love them. Delicious.

Nice land line grandpa!!

Also, this the most baller shit ever.gif

Honestly Mrs Swaye likes having a house phone and I can't figure out why. I haven't touched that phone in years. lulz

Your old lady putting the “old” in old lady.

You should buy Mrs Swaye a Cadillac sedan.

 

[TurdBomber]

Took quite awhile but I finally got my second commission humidor from Harland Brown. Like the first one, it's all completely handmade. Went nuts on this one and had him hand lay custom inlays. Also got drawers which I like so far. This one does not have a complete electrical humidification system like the other one. It's Boveda based, but he did build the Boveda holders in hidden chambers below the drawers. Really trick. It seals super well and looks the absolute business. Not cheap, but like the other one it's heirloom quality. Worth it. In the group photo I didn't even have it loaded. Now it has about 300 stogies in it. Still have the Daniel Marshall Treasure Chest desktop on top of the bigger one, and I still have about 20 boxes upstairs in the refrigador. I think I'm done with cigar storage now. I have plenty of space for years of stogie aging. Oh yeah, I also just got a box of Cohiba Behike 52's from a friend in Norway. Actually got them at retail pricing! Huge coup. My cigar life is coming up aces.

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@DHD @RaceBannon @YellowSnow @Doogles @PurpleBaze @RoadDawg55 @TurdBomber

edit: Forgot I also got a box of those Pappy Van Winkle @DHD pimped ages ago. Love them. Delicious.

Nice land line grandpa!!

Also, this the most baller shit ever.gif

BadAss setup Chief.

SweetAss Treasure Chest.