TurdBomber
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Sounds like somebody's never been stranded in Fremont an hour after last call, hungry and jonesing for a smoke.
Get out more often, Roady.
Humidor/Cigar Update
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Sounds like somebody's never been stranded in Fremont an hour after last call, hungry and jonesing for a smoke.
Get out more often, Roady.
No I have. I bum a cigarette off someone else like a normal human being.
I probably wouldn’t be hungry. I won’t spell out why, but those who know will know.
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TurdBomber
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Smokers are fucking bums. Get better friends.
Cigarettes are delicious. But, agree, smokers are fucking bums.
TurdBomber
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Don't abandon your class, Yellow.
I'm not making this up. I really do think cigarettes are enjoyable and delicious. But, yes, they are a betrayal of my class.
TurdBomber
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What would the West Bendians say if they caught you smoking outside Timbers?
You'd be ruined.
Do that shit in Prineville or Madras.
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You were talking about smoking a swisher or a white owl. Those are strictly for emptying out and using the wrap. I didn’t know anyone actually enjoyed them.
To each their own, but smoking those is frowned upon. Not saying I’ve never done it, but a cigarette compared to those is a no brainer.
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TurdBomber
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I'll take my chances with the 7-11 clerk and cheap cigars vs bumming a fag off some homeless bum at 2:30 a.m. in Fremont.
And the first 3 minutes of a swisher is yummy. A sweet, you see. They are newsprint after that.
But still better than a cigarette bummed off a bum.
Exception: Drum roll-your-owns. Those I'll never mock. Thank you Uma and Tarantino for that.
Great sale going on right now at Cigar Page (I've had good experiences with them) for loose singles. Awesome way to create your own sampler. Most Padrons have been picked over, but lots of good choices left.
https://www.cigarpage.com/sunday-si...M9J0yWvDskubtRl5DHj23--UjWJRM4djALNq4=.MwExHP
https://www.cigarpage.com/sunday-si...M9J0yWvDskubtRl5DHj23--UjWJRM4djALNq4=.MwExHP
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Monte Christo white label: Yes, No, Maybe, Fuck No, DNGAF?
Thank you for your anticipated high-quality responses.
Thank you for your anticipated high-quality responses.
I haven't had a Monte Christo in many, many @Swaye moons. I don't have a good frame of reference.
I seem to have landed on 4 brands that I want to hone in on more:
Fuente
E.P. Carrillo
Davidoff
Padron
My Padron and Davidoff experiences are more limited but seems like you can't go wrong with those rich fuck $20.00 cigars. Plus I've got to keep up appearances and live beyond my means.
Pretty full bodied, sweet, cream and wood (lulz) for flavor but extremely tight draw (I bought an entire box of these a few years ago). It is not an unpleasant smoke. Flavor was fine though not my preference, but the draw was a bitch 81% of the time. Maybe I had Helga the tent maker and her summer ham forearms as my roller? Report in with your thoughts. I will say the Montecristo 1935 Anniversary is supposed to be one of the best cigars of the year (I just bought a box but haven't tried them) and I would get those if they were available.
I live pretty good for a pour loser.
Humidor is mostly fully stocked for summer. Lots of variety in there.
I use the acrylic cases (tops are off in these pictures) because they're idiot proof and makes maintaining the collection a lot more enjoyable and stress free. Everything is at 65rh with Boveda packs in the slots at the bottom of each case.
I put the Cubans in a smaller humidor that I thought was really big and cool until I realized that it wasn't big and cool and that I'm horribly addicted to buying and adding cigars to the collection.
Top Row: Variety of Opus X, Davidoff Churchill, Davidoff Late Hour, Padron 1926 Anniv.
2nd Row: Fuente Chateau King T, Fuente Chateau King T Rosado, Fuente Magnum R Rosado 56, My Father - Judge, Plasencia Alma Fuerte, Dunbarton Sin Comprimiso, EP Carrillo Pledge Prequel, Rocky Patel Aged, Limited & Rare, Padron Damaso, My Father Limited Release, Black Label Trading Royalty, Black Label Trading Viaticum, Black Label Trading Momento Mori
3rd Row: Oliva Melanio V, EP Carrillo Inch, Sobremesa Gran Imperiales, Greycliff Shaggy, Fuente Candela, Crowned Heads Mil Dias, Jake Wyatt Lucid Interval, Undercrown 10, Undercrown Flying Pig Shade and Sungrown, Undercrown Sungrown, Alec Bradley Filthy Hooligan, Rocky Patel Decade, Larutan Natural, AVO Variety
4th Row: Tatuaje 10th Anniv. Bon Chasseur, Perdomo 10th Anniv., Alec Bradley Tempus, Punch Variety, Fuente Variety, Tabernacle Variety, Caldwell Variety, Macanudo M, Drew Estate Acid, Drew Estate Plush, Nub Cafe
Cubans: Montecristo 4, Partagas Serie D no. 4
Forget about baby formula what about the Cuban cigar crises?
Top shelf is giving me a cigar boner. I need to buy more Davidoff Churchill line.
Because I'm a pour and have kids who get in the way, I tend to focus on the 30 to 40 min experience. I really enjoyed these Belicosos . 4.5" x 46 ring gauge. Just a delightful little smoke.
