I'd be jelly but I spent the year filling up the gun safe instead of spending money on cigar stuff.
#priorities
Still cool as fuck setups.
#priorities
Still cool as fuck setups.
Humidor/Cigar Update
- Thread starter DHD
- Start date
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I bought a pack of smokes from the vending machine at The Northlake Tavern once. None of you millennial douche canoes can say that.
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I bought a pack of smokes from the vending machine at The Northlake Tavern once. None of you millennial douche canoes can say that.
They don't even know what it is. They are still looking at DJs picture and wondering if it dispenses iPhones.
Pitchfork51
Active poster
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I bought a pack of smokes from the vending machine at The Northlake Tavern once. None of you millennial douche canoes can say that.
They don't even know what it is. They are still looking at DJs picture and wondering if it dispenses iPhones.
They still got that shit at some bars here in Vegas
I like the raspberry low tobacco ones
Last edited:
Going to re-size you humidor pics and hang them over my marital bed and refer to them as "foreplay" from here on out.
What you have achieved here is really glorious tribute to the ingenuity of man and a modern work of art that has the capacity to change and adapt to the whims of your palate. I toast your good taste.
And, I'll ask the question that you're already considering ... when does humidor #2 arrive?
What you have achieved here is really glorious tribute to the ingenuity of man and a modern work of art that has the capacity to change and adapt to the whims of your palate. I toast your good taste.
And, I'll ask the question that you're already considering ... when does humidor #2 arrive?
Swaye must have been slanging dope outta Jiffy Lube and Orkin.
I could see Swaye selling his Orkin customers meth, making them think they have bugs in their house because they are so paranoid and high, getting the contract, and then collecting while doing nothing because there aren’t actually any bugs to kill. Just spitballin here.
Pitchfork51
Active poster
The whole swaye working at orkin thing is my favorite running joke at hh
Appreciate the comments. I thought long and hard about this because it was a pretty significant financial investment, but I was really getting tired of rotating through two tupperdores and the winedor, plus two other desktops...this so simplifies my life. One long term storage wineador aging, and this setup here which is absolutely no maintenance - fill it with water every 6 months. Also, one day I placed a 6K order for rare cubans and thought "wow, I'm keeping 20K worth of cigars in two huge plastic igloos like a goddamn homeless person. I just thought it time that really fine cigars get a home befitting their quality.
2nd one? Um, hopefully not. I think I'd try to go full baller and build out an air scrubber interior smoking room first. I know a guy from the local cigar place that put in a full room with air scrubbers, big screen TV, leather chairs, and spanish cedar shelving for 50K. Just leaves his cigars out and smokes in there while watching TV. If I ever need more than this that's the move. Likely never happen. CLS is cool, but that might be pushing things...
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I bought a pack of smokes from the vending machine at The Northlake Tavern once. None of you millennial douche canoes can say that.
You lying fuck, Yella! You never bought smokes from a vending machine!
I actually have too. Just not from The Northlake Tavern.
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I bought a pack of smokes from the vending machine at The Northlake Tavern once. None of you millennial douche canoes can say that.
Seeing that cigarette vending machine immediately took me back to Lil Jon's restaurant in Eastgate in the late 1970s and early 80s. It was a nice family restaurant but the bar could attract a seedy crowd. As a little kid I'd peek my head in there on my way to the restroom. I think Lil Jon's still exists but I haven't been there in years.
Last edited:
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I bought a pack of smokes from the vending machine at The Northlake Tavern once. None of you millennial douche canoes can say that.
Seeing that cigarette vending machine immediately took me back to Lil Jon's restaurant in Eastgate in the late 1970s and early 80s. It was a nice family restaurant but the bar could attract a seedy crowd. As a little kid I'd peek my head in there on my way to the restroom. I think Lil Jon's still exists but I haven't been there in years.
Lil John does still exist Stalin.
Only the finest in my humidor.
TurdBomber
Active poster
Fuck! My order of Macanudos (yes, lightweight specials) is gonna be delivered to my house while I'm out of town. It'll either get stolen or sun-baked til I get back. I wanted to hand them out at the Labor Day shindig (and keep my R&Js to myself), but now I can't.
Fuck You and your fucking delays, UPS!
Fuck You and your fucking delays, UPS!
I grew up on the lightest weight macanudos @TurdBomber - i.e., the Cafe Ascots. It was my Daddy's little Clint Eastwood style cigar of choice. I still love them although I smoke mostly higher end stuff these days.
I don't like to brag, but I recently got my own setup...
I bought a pack of smokes from the vending machine at The Northlake Tavern once. None of you millennial douche canoes can say that.
My dad took me to The Doghouse ca. 1992 and I saw a cigarette vending machine. It seemed cool. It was right before the tobacco companies admitted they sell cancer sticks
Cigars of Habanos had a killer deal TWO boxes of Cuban Montecristo #4s for $345 bucks. 50 Cubans, and #4s at that for less than $350 bucks. I snapped that up! This buying Cubans from Europe thing has worked out so much better than I ever expected it could. Highly recommend it.
Last edited:
TurdBomber
Active poster
Cigars of Habanos had a killer deal TWO boxes of Cuban Montecristo #4s for $345 bucks. 50 Cubans, and #4s at that for less than $350 bucks. I snapped that up! This buying Cubans from Europe thing has worked out so much better than I ever expected it could. Highly recommend it.
I get the Whitey version of those. Better than the premium or platinum, IMO.
Macanudos finally arrived, somewhat dry. Smoked one, humidor'd the rest for a few days.
A little light, but still a great brand. No shame in smoking a pussy cigar. Reminds me of my 20s.