How will we ever beat Mighty Tejas?

[pawz]

UW has given up more sacks this year. 7 to 11. Minimal increase.

I like to say a 57% increase is minimal. TWILTD.

 

[BroadcastingDawg]

guys let try to make the shit talking entertaining vs. fucking reading walls of text

Sorry. But don't fret, I assumed most y'all couldn't read anyway.

The irony of using "Ya'll" in every post and then making a literacy insult.

 

[Sandra6]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

https://twitter.com/bmp_1972/status/1732879270060380266?s=46&t=MxMhwXZCR1GxGeyWUWtVTQ

I commented on another thread that during the 2nd quarter of the PAC CCG, there was a preview of the halftime report with Booger as the studio analyst.

His comment on UW was that he was surprised by their level of physicality.

Fast forward to Sunday and he was spewing out hot takes about the CFP committee and I think he got a talking to hence the comment he made.

And that is my entry for the pods conspiracy of the year.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

Are you fucking retarded? You should have stayed gone. Michigan is losing to Alabama. Ohio State and Michigan are Iowa with better skill players, and Penn State is Iowa with more child rape. Saying Penn State is the 3rd best team in the country is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on this website all season, and this place is crawling with stupid duck fans

 

[RTD]

 

[Sandra6]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

Are you fucking retarded? You should have stayed gone. Michigan is losing to Alabama. Ohio State and Michigan are Iowa with better skill players, and Penn State is Iowa with more child rape. Saying Penn State is the 3rd best team in the country is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on this website all season, and this place is crawling with stupid duck fans

Do you have any doubt that Michigan would beat USF, Arkansas, Auburn and Texas A&M by at least 45 points? If not, you're a retard.

 

[chuck]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

Are you fucking retarded? You should have stayed gone. Michigan is losing to Alabama. Ohio State and Michigan are Iowa with better skill players, and Penn State is Iowa with more child rape. Saying Penn State is the 3rd best team in the country is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on this website all season, and this place is crawling with stupid duck fans

Do you have any doubt that Michigan would beat USF, Arkansas, Auburn and Texas A&M by at least 45 points? If not, you're a retard.

It's special when the most retarded poster in the history of the board calls someone a moron.

NOGAF about their hypothetical margin of victory sandiepants. We just saw how meaningful scoring margin during the dreck part of league schedules is. Did you bet on Oregon?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

Are you fucking retarded? You should have stayed gone. Michigan is losing to Alabama. Ohio State and Michigan are Iowa with better skill players, and Penn State is Iowa with more child rape. Saying Penn State is the 3rd best team in the country is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on this website all season, and this place is crawling with stupid duck fans

Do you have any doubt that Michigan would beat USF, Arkansas, Auburn and Texas A&M by at least 45 points? If not, you're a retard.

Sit this one out. You’re fucking clueless. Michigan isn’t that good. Their defense and run game are solid, but McCarthy sucks, and Harbaugh chokes in big games. Michigan can’t even score 28 points on Bama, let alone beat them by that many. You beat Saban throwing the ball, and that’s the worst aspect of Michigan’s team. Bama wins by double digits. Cook it.

 

[TheHB]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

Are you fucking retarded? You should have stayed gone. Michigan is losing to Alabama. Ohio State and Michigan are Iowa with better skill players, and Penn State is Iowa with more child rape. Saying Penn State is the 3rd best team in the country is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on this website all season, and this place is crawling with stupid duck fans

Do you have any doubt that Michigan would beat USF, Arkansas, Auburn and Texas A&M by at least 45 points? If not, you're a retard.

Michigan can’t score 45 points

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

Are you fucking retarded? You should have stayed gone. Michigan is losing to Alabama. Ohio State and Michigan are Iowa with better skill players, and Penn State is Iowa with more child rape. Saying Penn State is the 3rd best team in the country is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on this website all season, and this place is crawling with stupid duck fans

Do you have any doubt that Michigan would beat USF, Arkansas, Auburn and Texas A&M by at least 45 points? If not, you're a retard.

Michigan can’t score 45 points

I know you’re being sarcastic but Michigan put 45 or more 4 times this season against this gauntlet:

Nebraska
Minnesota
Indiana
Michigan St

 

[BleachedAnusDawg]

If we? lose because of a fatass nose tackle shut it down.

Sweat is far from just a fat ass. Dude can move. He'll spend most of the game taking on double teams so that others can work. But, given the opportunity, he'll flash some impressive pass rushing skills given his size. His primary problem in previous seasons was he would tire out quickly. He made a jump this year with his motor, but we also substitute liberally on the dline. Teams that run the hurry up can get some real offensive momentum as a result if they can keep moving and prevent our subs. Washington doesn't appear to play that way, but I'm sure it is something y'all will try after watching our film.

It doesn't matter. I don't see his name showing up in the 1st round in the mock drafts. He's not Haloti Ngata or Aaron Donald.

 

[SECDAWG]

Well, it’s kinda funny with my @PGOS pod.

He made a funny that Now I’m a TideDawg..

No, why no I’m not. Just because I state my opinion don’t mean I’m that fan. Im no Tide Dawg. I came here in 2016 when WA was playing Bama in a CFP game. OK. Don’t mean I’m a Tide fan. And don’t meant I can’t state my opinion on who’s going to win that game being neither fan. I am an SEC fan and folks hate that and can’t see it. Fine.

I’ll say agian, Bama is about to win it all. That don’t make me a “Tide fan”. That’s my opinion. Committee fucked around and let an SEC team in it, to a world of hate and disgust. Caus why? Just watch Michigan reaction to “seeing” who they get first round…

Wait. Oh yeah, that makes me a Bama fan. Heh

 

[Southerndawg]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

 

[whlinder]

I am literally a Penn State fan paying my kid’s tuition there and I think they SUCK. The clogged toilet offense is not a good offense.

For the record, her belief as a big time CFB fan who went to every PSU home game and watched plenty of football is that UW and Texas are the 2 best teams in the tournament. /shrug

 

[Postal91]

We just have to use the gameplans that OU, KSU, TCU and Houston used. Texas and Alabama have basically been exactly the same as Washington and FSU this year with a zillion shitty wins, except that Texas and Alabama have both found a way to lose a game in between all their shitty wins.

Texas is objectively not that great of a team. The only evidence that Texas is that great of a team is their win over ridiculously overrated Alabama, who in turn is basically living off their Bama's rep from previous years and a win over a UGA team that was largely living off of UGA's rep from previous years. I think our game against Texas is basically a coin flip.

Really, Michigan is head and shoulders the best team in the country. Ohio State and Penn State are probably the 2nd and 3rd best teams in the country, and Michigan beat them both without Harbaugh coaching. Michigan is going to beat Alabama by about 28 points, and then they're going to beat the winner of the Texas/Washington game by about 28 points.

Are you fucking retarded? You should have stayed gone. Michigan is losing to Alabama. Ohio State and Michigan are Iowa with better skill players, and Penn State is Iowa with more child rape. Saying Penn State is the 3rd best team in the country is the stupidest fucking thing I’ve seen on this website all season, and this place is crawling with stupid duck fans

Do you have any doubt that Michigan would beat USF, Arkansas, Auburn and Texas A&M by at least 45 points? If not, you're a retard.

Sit this one out. You’re fucking clueless. Michigan isn’t that good. Their defense and run game are solid, but McCarthy sucks, and Harbaugh chokes in big games. Michigan can’t even score 28 points on Bama, let alone beat them by that many. You beat Saban throwing the ball, and that’s the worst aspect of Michigan’s team. Bama wins by double digits. Cook it.

I wanted Michigan so bad in the Rose bowl, sucks that Georgia had to fuck it all up

 

[jecornel]

This Bama is not like past Bama squads. Let’s be honest about that.

 

[EsophagealFeces]

This Bama is not like past Bama squads. Let’s be honest about that.

Agree. Still good enough to handle one dimensional Michigan tho

 

[whatshouldicareabout]

This Bama is not like past Bama squads. Let’s be honest about that.

Agree. Still good enough to handle one dimensional Michigan tho

Michigan will shut Milroe down. I don't see Bama scoring more than 20

That might be enough to beat Michigan, but I expect Michigan to advance

 

[FireCohen]

This Bama is not like past Bama squads. Let’s be honest about that.

Agree. Still good enough to handle one dimensional Michigan tho

Michigan will shut Milroe down. I don't see Bama scoring more than 20

That might be enough to beat Michigan, but I expect Michigan to advance

michigan had to be gifted the ball at 7 yard line to score, they not moving the ball on bama