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[Dennis_DeYoung]

Umm I think, no, I would. I would make that trade.

My guess is they'll go tonsils deep on Sarks recruiting, even though anybody can recruit at SC. Sark is probably going to sign a the #1 class overall on scout this year. Actually, that's not a guess, it's simply inevitable.

I forgot that one, but that will be an important one.

For whatever it's worth Biggins and Huffman have said that if Sark and his band of merry dbags were still at UW, that Osa Masina (5* LB, top 20 player) would be a Husky. You might hear that one from LPT.

I'm sure you guys wouldn't make that trade for CP...

If Sark came back with a permanently 19-year old Raquel Welch, 400 tons of non-addictive cocaine, 6 billion dollars, a mega-yacht with a rotating stripper crew made up of the hottest 20 cheerleaders in the NFL and Osa Masina's parents' frozen sperm all for me... ...I would still not trade that for the CP/Sark swap.

On the other hand, if you said I had to eat dirt and pine needles off the forest floor once a month to retain the Sark/CP swap for the rest of my life, I would do it happily.

Yeah, I love Husky Football, but there is a tipping point.

QUACK!!!!

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

I still wouldn't take Sark back... but GOD DAMN.

 

[bananasnblondes]

UPDATE: Kim has broken his silence on the recent positive recruiting trend and probable solid finish by Coach Petersen. Here's what the CEO had to say following the most recent commitment of Benning Potaoe:

-Some people on here don't want to hear it but Petersen and crew royally screwed up the recruitment of Skinny Eason. Eason is a great kid and has no ego. None of you know what you're talking about.

 

[doogsinparadise]

I had to look up who Raquel Welch is. Probably wood hit, even though she could be my grandma.

GILF.

 

[doogsinparadise]

Probably say that all of the Washington guys would've come no matter what (#buddabakerplaylist #kalebmcgaryplaylisteventhoughthtatmakesnosense).

Also add on that they took a lot of lower ranked out-of-state kids early and filled up with players that would've been in the bottom half of normal classes.

That they didn't go head-to-head with the big boys out-of-state.

That LA recruiting sucks (this is a narrative already being fluffed by our own @CharlesMincy, who I respect, but still...).

That they're getting 'safe' players, but not guys who have 'high potential'.

That 'player X' from next year is a better test of their recruiting prowess than any of the guys this year.

I like how most of the great great players in the last five (ten?) years have been from Washington with the exception of Marcus Peters, Shaq Thompson, and Hauoli.

 

[AZDuck]

She's still pretty hot.

Fantastic Voyage might have been the first movie to give me a woody

She wore a plastic jumpsuit the whole movie

 

[HeretoBeatmyChest]

This thread might bring Tailgetter back from the dead.

 

[Swaye]

This thread might bring Tailgetter back from the dead.

I hope not. Have to update the Road Kill thread.

#lazy#drunk

 

[Doogles]

My guess is they'll go tonsils deep on Sarks recruiting, even though anybody can recruit at SC. Sark is probably going to sign a the #1 class overall on scout this year. Actually, that's not a guess, it's simply inevitable.

I forgot that one, but that will be an important one.

For whatever it's worth Biggins and Huffman have said that if Sark and his band of merry dbags were still at UW, that Osa Masina (5* LB, top 20 player) would be a Husky. You might hear that one from LPT.

I'm sure you guys wouldn't make that trade for CP...

If Sark came back with a permanently 19-year old Raquel Welch, 400 tons of non-addictive cocaine, 6 billion dollars, a mega-yacht with a rotating stripper crew made up of the hottest 20 cheerleaders in the NFL and Osa Masina's parents' frozen sperm all for me... ...I would still not trade that for the CP/Sark swap.

On the other hand, if you said I had to eat dirt and pine needles off the forest floor once a month to retain the Sark/CP swap for the rest of my life, I would do it happily.

How did I miss this epicness?

Also, "400 tons of non-addictive cocaine" is a great phrase.

 

[jecornel]

I still wouldn't take Sark back... but GOD DAMN.

Eva mendes look alike in some pictures

 

[Doogles]

I still wouldn't take Sark back... but GOD DAMN.

Eva mendes look alike in some pictures

Was just jerking thinking about that. Very similar in a few of them.