How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at Yo

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Maybe the first time I've every downvoted Stalin. Did I just get tricked into watching a commercial for a bank? And a terrible one that didn't even have a conclusion? The moral of the story is that the "nuclear" button for southern women is that they just tell you that your shit is okay and walk away? So southern women are just super cool and there's no joke?
 
Maybe the first time I've every downvoted Stalin. Did I just get tricked into watching a commercial for a bank? And a terrible one that didn't even have a conclusion? The moral of the story is that the "nuclear" button for southern women is that they just tell you that your shit is okay and walk away? So southern women are just super cool and there's no joke?
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It did feel like they omitted the scene where she took a chainsaw to his Ford F-150
 
Maybe the first time I've every downvoted Stalin. Did I just get tricked into watching a commercial for a bank? And a terrible one that didn't even have a conclusion? The moral of the story is that the "nuclear" button for southern women is that they just tell you that your shit is okay and walk away? So southern women are just super cool and there's no joke?
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It did feel like they omitted the scene where she took a chainsaw to his Ford F-150
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Exactly. I waited for it, even scrolled through the "watch this next" section, then it ended, and I was like, "WHAT!?"
 
Maybe the first time I've every downvoted Stalin. Did I just get tricked into watching a commercial for a bank? And a terrible one that didn't even have a conclusion? The moral of the story is that the "nuclear" button for southern women is that they just tell you that your shit is okay and walk away? So southern women are just super cool and there's no joke?
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It did feel like they omitted the scene where she took a chainsaw to his Ford F-150
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Exactly. I waited for it, even scrolled through the "watch this next" section, then it ended, and I was like, "WHAT!?"
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Equally. My wife is from NJ. There's no detector needed for when she's mad.
 
Maybe the first time I've every downvoted Stalin. Did I just get tricked into watching a commercial for a bank? And a terrible one that didn't even have a conclusion? The moral of the story is that the "nuclear" button for southern women is that they just tell you that your shit is okay and walk away? So southern women are just super cool and there's no joke?
Click to expand...

It did feel like they omitted the scene where she took a chainsaw to his Ford F-150
Click to expand...

Exactly. I waited for it, even scrolled through the "watch this next" section, then it ended, and I was like, "WHAT!?"
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Equally. My wife is from NJ.[/b] There's no detector needed for when she's mad.
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Same

When is she mad at me?

When she is awake
 
Maybe the first time I've every downvoted Stalin. Did I just get tricked into watching a commercial for a bank? And a terrible one that didn't even have a conclusion? The moral of the story is that the "nuclear" button for southern women is that they just tell you that your shit is okay and walk away? So southern women are just super cool and there's no joke?
Click to expand...

It did feel like they omitted the scene where she took a chainsaw to his Ford F-150
Click to expand...

Exactly. I waited for it, even scrolled through the "watch this next" section, then it ended, and I was like, "WHAT!?"
Click to expand...

Equally. My wife is from NJ.[/b] There's no detector needed for when she's mad.
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Same

When is she mad at me?

When she is awake
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Within the first ten minutes of meeting your wife, I started to quote Kramer, to which she semi-snapped "I can't stand Seinfeld".
 
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