how to get a suite?

[dnc]

Well the first thing you should do is find out how much a suite costs. Then you want to withdraw that amount from your bank. Ok so then you're going to take that cash and put it in a pile in your backyard. Then you're going to pour some gasoline on that pile. Then lay in the cash and light a match. And presto, job done.

SIAFF

*String

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

Well the first thing you should do is find out how much a suite costs. Then you want to withdraw that amount from your bank. Ok so then you're going to take that cash and put it in a pile in your backyard. Then you're going to pour some gasoline on that pile. Then lay in the cash and light a match. And presto, job done.

Get in the watta! Get back in the watta!

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Holy shit, this might be the worst home schedule I've ever seen. Complete fucking dreck. If one of my friends offered me a ticket to most of those games, we would cease to be friends.

 

[PurpleBaze]

Holy shit, this might be the worst home schedule I've ever seen. Complete fucking dreck. If one of my friends offered me a ticket to most of those games, we would cease to be friends.

You have friends?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Holy shit, this might be the worst home schedule I've ever seen. Complete fucking dreck. If one of my friends offered me a ticket to most of those games, we would cease to be friends.

You have friends?

My mom

 

[PurpleBaze]

Holy shit, this might be the worst home schedule I've ever seen. Complete fucking dreck. If one of my friends offered me a ticket to most of those games, we would cease to be friends.

You have friends?

My mom

Not your two dads?

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Holy shit, this might be the worst home schedule I've ever seen. Complete fucking dreck. If one of my friends offered me a ticket to most of those games, we would cease to be friends.

You have friends?

My mom

Not your two dads?

Them too

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

Holy shit, this might be the worst home schedule I've ever seen. Complete fucking dreck. If one of my friends offered me a ticket to most of those games, we would cease to be friends.

UW ticket office called me a couple weeks ago asking if I was getting season tickets. I said no. He asked why? I said have you looked at the schedule. He then explained how good a schedule it is: Arizona and Utah were both top 25 last year! And everybody plays D2 teams now. I said goodbye.

TL, DR

 

[EsophagealFeces]

Holy shit, this might be the worst home schedule I've ever seen. Complete fucking dreck. If one of my friends offered me a ticket to most of those games, we would cease to be friends.

UW ticket office called me a couple weeks ago asking if I was getting season tickets. I said no. He asked why? I said have you looked at the schedule. He then explained how good a schedule it is: Arizona and Utah were both top 25 last year! And everybody plays D2 teams now. I said goodbye.

TL, DR

W, JW. They must think that the entire fanbase is fucking stupid. There are probably some doogs out there that will eat that shit up and hate their money, but any Dawg with half a brain can see(even Grandpa Sankey) this is one of the worst home schedules I can ever remember. Our athletic department is so out of touch with reality it's pathetic.

 

[huskyfavre]

Planning a 30th birthday party weekend for a buddy and was trying to look into getting a suite for the sac state shitshow. Where do all you rich successful supermodel bangers sell your suites for games you're not miserable and pathetic enough to attend?

My rule of thumb: if I have to ask how to do something, it's a bad idea.

YMMV

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

I think suites are Chatch's and Damone's department.

 

[LoneStarDawg]

Yeah thanks for everyone's response, but this was pretty much a PM to @chatch.

For the record UW ticket office has yet to call or email back.

#butwhydoestheticketofficesuck?

 

[sarktastic]

I think suites are Chatch's and Damone's department.

Lowe's has a suite?