How tight is Sark's bunghole this week?

Geevis_and_Butthead

Geevis_and_Butthead

New Fish
Coach Grand Slam takes his team on the road for the first UT-A&M game since 2011.
Average price for a seat at Kyle Field (capacity 102,000) has topped $1,000, making it the most expensive regular-season ticket in College Football or NFL history, per the Houston Chronicle.
Winner advances to the SEC championship game, while the loser could be out of the CFP altogether.
How y'all reckon Sark is dealing with the pressure five weeks after getting his shit pushed in by UGA at Austin in UT's only game against a current Top 25 team?

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Sark playing with house money (on the road at Bama with expectations to lose, down 6 with the ball in the national semifinal when he had no business having a chance because his opposing coach was a moron) can do good things.
Sark with pressure on him (the ball in the redzone with a chance to win the semi) is a mess.
I like A&M in this one.
 
I doubt his butthole is capable of getting all that tight after years of partying on unlimited funds and without concern for consequences. My guess is there's a Nansen sized gap back there.
Yes, I had to edit that.
 
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This made me think of a phrase my dad used to say…”He’s so tight you couldn’t pull a needle out of his ass with a tractor”…
 
I don't know, A&M's QB looked pretty banged up starting in the 4Q of their 4OT loss to Auburn. Compared to A&M, Texas is tanned, rested, and ready.
 
chuck said:
I doubt his butthole is capable of getting all that tight after years of partying on unlimited funds and without concern for consequences. My guess is there's a Nansen sized gap back there.
Yes, I had to edit that.
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I would hate to see the unedited version
 
I am going to the game. I will see if I can tell how puckered it is from Section 412.
 
My favorite win and most enjoyable game during the Petersen era was easily in LA watching Sark losing it on the sideline. A win in the Rose or Fiesta would’ve ranked higher obviously.
Didn’t like the playoff bracket last night which will change … looked like Oregon could play Texas in the last game. If the zeros make the championship game their easiest path to a natty is playing a Sark lead Texas. UTs side of the bracket looks much easier than Oregon’s
No way I can enjoy another meltdown vs the *ucks
 
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DerekJohnson said:
chuck said:
I doubt his butthole is capable of getting all that tight after years of partying on unlimited funds and without concern for consequences. My guess is there's a Nansen sized gap back there.
Yes, I had to edit that.
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I would hate to see the unedited version
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The unedited version just had a typo.
Honestly can't explain my mood lately. The over the top posts just keep coming out. All I can do is shrug.
Yes, I edited typos there too.
 
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chuck said:
DerekJohnson said:
chuck said:
I doubt his butthole is capable of getting all that tight after years of partying on unlimited funds and without concern for consequences. My guess is there's a Nansen sized gap back there.
Yes, I had to edit that.
Click to expand...
I would hate to see the unedited version
Click to expand...
The unedited version just had a typo.
Honestly can't explain my mood lately. The over the top posts just keep coming out. All I can do is shrug.
Yes, I edited typos there too.
Click to expand...
Getting prison raped by Penn State on national TV is enough to put anyone in a fowl mood
 
chuck said:
DerekJohnson said:
chuck said:
I doubt his butthole is capable of getting all that tight after years of partying on unlimited funds and without concern for consequences. My guess is there's a Nansen sized gap back there.
Yes, I had to edit that.
Click to expand...
I would hate to see the unedited version
Click to expand...
The unedited version just had a typo.
Honestly can't explain my mood lately. The over the top posts just keep coming out. All I can do is shrug.
Yes, I edited typos there too.
Click to expand...
it’s ok bro, I feel you.

Just remember this one key point, this isn’t a safe place.
 
DerekJohnson said:
chuck said:
DerekJohnson said:
chuck said:
I doubt his butthole is capable of getting all that tight after years of partying on unlimited funds and without concern for consequences. My guess is there's a Nansen sized gap back there.
Yes, I had to edit that.
Click to expand...
I would hate to see the unedited version
Click to expand...
The unedited version just had a typo.
Honestly can't explain my mood lately. The over the top posts just keep coming out. All I can do is shrug.
Yes, I edited typos there too.
Click to expand...
Getting prison raped by Penn State on national TV is enough to put anyone in a fowl mood
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*foul
 
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