How should we kill BTP?

How should we kill BTP?

  • Chant in Bantu then machete to death

    Votes: 8 18.6%

  • Blow up Lake Washington HS

    Votes: 1 2.3%

  • Let Reveille fuck him to death

    Votes: 5 11.6%

  • Hit him over the head with Fisher's Christmas Tree

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Make a giant bonfire then let it collapse on him

    Votes: 7 16.3%

  • Make Will Pliska rip him apart

    Votes: 3 7.0%

  • Make a life-size Jeremiah Martin totem pole and impale him on it

    Votes: 14 32.6%

  • Have Jacob Sirmon's sister cut his dick off during a romantic interlude, allowing him to bleed to de

    Votes: 5 11.6%
  • Total voters
    43
All good choices. I prefer a really #roots type ending.
 
@Swaye can build the totem pole.
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You have no idea how adept I am at erecting poles.

@dnc

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Told you it ain't over till they sign. Been following recruiting longer than BTP has had hair on his sack. What a recruit says on the high of a visit doesn't mean shit if you don't close. Even an amazing visit and experience at the basketball game couldn't overcome Coach K's inept recruiting.
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Ups and Downs it's hard
 
Told you it ain't over till they sign. Been following recruiting longer than BTP has had hair on his sack. What a recruit says on the high of a visit doesn't mean shit if you don't close. Even an amazing visit and experience at the basketball game couldn't overcome Coach K's inept recruiting.
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This.
 
Chant in Bantu then machete to death

I was gonna say "needs more ru-ru," but I see my esteemed colleague dnc beat me to the donkey punch.
 
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Martin and his grandma will light the ATM bonfire by rubbing two fists of cash together. Headline at HCH: RSDDIAFFF!!!
 
Martin and his grandma will light the ATM bonfire by rubbing two fists of cash together. Headline at HCH: RSDDIAFFF!!!
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The third F is Fascist. He is burning in College Station after all.
 
Not cool.

Blowing up a high school?

You just don’t joke about that shit.

Needs an edit. Preferably before[/b] you’re contacted by authorities.
 
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