How many reasons?

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The best part of this one was that someone responded about the offensive line point and didn't even mention that Ossai does not play for UCLA, so great.
 
"The Parking at The Rose Bowl is always free and all visiting fans get unlimited free booze and food from the restaurants who cater the games. Even more, show business types, like Kate Hudson and Johnny Depp come to the tailgate to talk to the fans, and then LA Bands like Nirvana and the Grateful Dead and One Direction give free concerts . Enjoy - Sorry I have to miss it, I have to get my pet unicorns neutered."

I peed a little.
 
Nicely played....."who's Brett Johnson...did you mean Brett Hundley?"
 
"You sir are my new favorite football analyst. You left out the impact that Anthony Barr, Marcedes Lewis and Freddie Mitchell will have. Washington's QB Tuiasosopo is one dimensional....he has no wheels and is terrified of running the ball. Bobby Toledo really has UCLA firing on all cylinders and if DeShaun Foster is given doctors clearance he is sure to run for 250 plus yards. I understand Troy Aikman may also be healthy. All of that adds up to a sure win."

Fucking LOL
 
Compare UCLA reactions wth Colorado reactions

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As a biased observer, I'd like to point out the difference between the apathetic, half-way clever responses on the Bruin board to the replies of "Your BAND, you Dumbass bRuin! (rolling smiley face)" which a similar threads have attracted on the Troogan board.
 
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I didn't think it generated the reaction that the real 5 reasons would have because more would have taken the bait rather than just a few who did with this much more obvious whoosh. But hey, I might be wrong and maybe 5 reasons has run its course and you'd rather have this instead. Either way, it's interesting, or not.
 
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