How long until pumpy gets his own TV show?

[TurdBomber]

Ruth[/s] Roseanne wasnt fat at all, just homely. When she had her hair up in a clip or band, with her school teacher glasses she was downright sunday-morrning sexy (you know, that morning in bed after a late-night of partying very hard; when you're at your horniest...and dirtiest sorry baabs, J, youve nevert been in bed with a woman on a sunday morning after being out till 5 am...trust me its killer smut and the BEST squirt of the week. See, your coke hangover hasn't set in yet. The rest of the day, after the dumpin, get her sore ass to the freezer for the Stoli, pickled asparagus for a triple bloody Mary as pain is on the horizon. Don't worry though, by next weekend you'll be as good as new

I'm too lazy to read this poast, but I know it's Chin-worthy.

 

[RoadDawg55]

I had him banging his son so we could get some white trash democrats as well. We gotta reach across that aisle if we want to be a hit TV show. Mass appeal!

I showed the network the ideas. They were a big hit. They did asked about cast diversity. I told them not to worry, Pup's honky cat and colored dog took care of that. Looks like we'll be filming soon.

 

[Swaye]

I had him banging his son so we could get some white trash democrats as well. We gotta reach across that aisle if we want to be a hit TV show. Mass appeal!

I showed the network the ideas. They were a big hit. They did asked about cast diversity. I told them not to worry, Pup's honky cat and colored dog took care of that. Looks like we'll be filming soon.

lulz

 

[DerekJohnson]

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