Seriously, honestly: why would anyone leave Washington unless they were fucking morons?
Honestly, Wawrshington is a fucking amazing job. If you get it rolling here (especially in the new Pac-10 landscape where there are divisions) you are pretty much guaranteed to be in the Pac-12 Championship game 4 out of every 5 years, sign 6-7 really good kids out of Washington every year, have packed stadiums every game, rabid fan base, beautiful setting, great uni to sell, etc.
Where's Pete going to go? Oregon? Tennessee? Lol. There are really only 6-7 other jobs that are 'better' than UW's in the NCAA, but the only one where you can live any place decent in Texas and even then as soon as you win 9 games the fanbase is going to want you hung.
Going conference by conference:
Pac-10
USC - great job because of the talent pipeline, but the locals don't give a flying fuck unless you are winning 11+ games a year in flashy style. Not what Pete is about.
UCLA - lol. NOGAF.
Oregon - at their height their stadium is like 50k and it took them 2 years to erode a 20 year run and we are already getting the best players out of Oregon.
Big-10
Michigan - great job. Bonus of idiot Ruth's Chris proprietors and daily body count updates from Detroit. Probably won't open any time soon.
Ohio State - see Michigan. Great job and uni. Fans are fucking lunatics, though. Columbus is boring.
Penn State - great job, legacy of pedophilia is pretty intense, though.
Wisconsin - basically UW without a lot of the isolation advantages and too much stiff comp. Plus Barry Alvarez looking over your shoulder. Their coach left for OREGON STATE.
Iowa - good place, inferior Wiscy.
Nebraska - great job, but why would Pete leave for it? You have to live in Nebraska.
Big-12
Texas - great job, great location. Only problem is dealing with a fanbase and boosters who are fucking insane and subject yourself to total scrutiny at all times.
Oklahoma - great job, you have to live in Norman, OK which would be like moving to a suburb of Spokane. Plus the Uni is shit.
Baylor - the good news is that there are no rules and you can get away with rapes and murders if you win. The bad news is that you live in Waco and are at a shitty uni run by right wing Baptists who don't think evolution is real. lol.
SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC SEC
Alabama - it's a great job because of the support, but you are at a completely shit uni, in the middle of nowhere, in a place full of hicks and hardwoods.
Auburn - it's Alabama with less support, more trailer trash and a university that always teeters on losing accreditation.
LSU - I guess it's a good job. Loyal fanbase. Lots of talent around. Shitty university, population 17 bad days from a race war at any time.
Tennessee - great job, have to live in Knoxville which isn't that bad, but the uni is shit and the fanbase doesn't GAF about Pete's values.
Florida - great job, great uni, insane jort-addled fanbase. This is a good one, but would Pete leave for it and move to Gainesville which is total bullshit? I doubt it.
ACC
Florida State - good job, ASU of Florida without good grad programs. Life in the Panhandle where you are Alabama with a beach.
Miami - USC of the east: good private uni in a great city full of Spanish speakers that DGAF about football unless you are winning 11+ per year. Also, hurricanes and the Haitian mafia.
Clemson - Live in the fucking middle of nowhere, mediocre uni, loyal fans that are mostly racist hicks; good job, but UW is way better on basically everything Clemson has.
OTHER
Notre Dame - live very close to where the KKK was invented, in a flat a shitty craphole so you can tell your kids fun stories about when Gary wasn't a toxic waste dump in the union days. Good uni, though.