How Do People See the Last Two Games Going?

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I see a 1-1 finish and 2-0 is more likely than 0-2. I honestly would want to finish 2-0 so that Sarkisian isn't a lame-duck next year (but Woodward should only extend him a year or else he really is Woodtarded).

9-4 is a lot better for program momentum than 8-5 though Sarkisian better win at least 6 conference games next year or he should be pushed by plunger out of town.
 
The only problem with the 2-0 scenario is Woodward.

He'd back up the Brinks truck with the DeLarry 5 year contract extension.
 
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He would truly be Woodtarded if he backed up the Brinks truck after a 4th straight 5-4 conference record. Besides, if Woodward gave him a big extension and he went 5-4 in conference again in 2014, then what would he do? He'd have to fire Sarkisian and the UW would be on the hook for an even bigger buyout than $3-$4 million or whatever it is.
 
9-4 is a guaranteed extension. Next year, Sark will win at least 9 or 10 in the easiest fucking schedule I have ever seen UW play. Every tough game except Oregon and Arizona is at home and we play four cupcakes in non conference. Yesterday fucked us, although we were already fucked.
 
We win a close one against WSU and will destroy whoever we play in the dreckfest bowl game we get into. We really needed Oregon State to plunger Sark... didn't realize they were this awful.
 
I see us beating WSU fairly handily - at home, AC, etc.

The bowl game will depend on the matchup. Sark's not known for being the guy who comes out on top when there is time to prepare.

At least 8-5; Special Year.
 
Guys an 8-5 season is an extension too. We are stuck with Sark so might as well root for the team to succeed, hopefully next year he can win an empty 10 games then he can LEAVE! to the NFL.

That game last night clinched Sark will be here next year.
 
Sark wins the AC then falls face first into a rubbish fire vs BYU in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowel Classic. "8 Wins...Progress!" Doogs rejoice, bells are rung, songs of praise are sung about Sark, I light myself on fucking fire.

Yep....that's how I see it playing out.
 
Huskies by 20 in Apple Cup... BYU wins Kraft Bowl with tough defense.
 
If they can't beat byu I pray to Allah it's enough to let him go. Byu is awful this year they were the last time they beat sark too.
 
If they can't beat byu I pray to Allah it's enough to let him go. Byu is awful this year they were the last time they beat sark too.
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You can't expect a guy to beat his alma mater. That's why you'll be fucked against Oregon with Wilcox there.

 
Sark wins the AC then falls face first into a rubbish fire vs BYU in the Kraft Fight Hunger Bowel Classic. "8 Wins...Progress!" Doogs rejoice, bells are rung, songs of praise are sung about Sark, I light myself on fucking fire.

Yep....that's how I see it playing out.
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This.
 
When we play QBs that can run, we get beat. AZ doesn't count in that rainstorm. That BYU QB alone could run his way to victory while our Defense locks everyone else down.
 
Their QB cannot throw however. But yes, he can run. It's a team that got handled by Utah on their home field. I am confident sark will screw it up though.
 
If they can't beat byu I pray to Allah it's enough to let him go. Byu is awful this year they were the last time they beat sark too.
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In addition to the regular "why you can't expect to beat BYU" excuses (24-25 year old OL, altitude regardless of location, etc.), expect to see this rolled out: BYU beat Texas this year!!! while completing ignoring the rest of their games.
 
Sark bought back way too much good will with that single game Saturday. I'm not sure if an AC loss would even be enough to throw it away, especially if that is followed by a big win in the mac and cheese bowl.

Given that belief, I feel like I have to go all in and hope for the best. The best would be a dominant win over WSU followed by another in the bowel. 9-4 with good momentum would help salvage the recruiting class and there is nothing more important than recruiting at this juncture if we want the next UW coach to have what he needs to win early and often.

So how do we get to that stage where a new coach is in play, given 9-4 and an easy 10 wins next year? Fuckin wish I knew. Someone will have to help me out there.
 
Washington will win their last two ...

And the doogs will rejoice ...

Sark won 9 games in year 5 ... just like Don James ... BITCHES!
 
All in all, Sarkisian must win at least 6 conference games next year or he should be fired. Swapping out LSU on the road for Boise State at home is why we are 7-4 rather than 6-5.
 
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