How did monroecougdad manage to get banned again?

I'm not a big fan of the burning Austin IRS building, dead bodies, and especially people jumping from buildings (I don't run to Derek about it though, his eyes are as good as mine). That photoshopped falling wheelchair was fucking hilarious thougth. I burst out laughing yesterday about 10 separate times.

Knew that reminded me of something.

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Nobody can ever truly be banned, unless they suck at computers.

And if their mom takes their computer away and locks the door to/from the basement, of course.
 
H_D has brought a lot of value to the bored for only 80 poasts
Free pub!

I lurked around for awhile before poasting to get this place dialed in. I had a few questions along the way, but PM'd IrishDawg22 to get some sound advice (and access to gay old man porn).

Also, I've run my own hobby board for years, so I'm really sympathetic to what DJ is trying to do here and understand if you don't ban guys for this kind of stuff quickly, things tend to get out of hand.
 
H_D has brought a lot of value to the bored for only 80 poasts
Free pub!

I lurked around for awhile before poasting to get this place dialed in. I had a few questions along the way, but PM'd IrishDawg22 to get some sound advice (and access to gay old man porn).

Also, I've run my own hobby board for years, so I'm really sympathetic to what DJ is trying to do here and understand if you don't ban guys for this kind of stuff quickly, things tend to get out of hand.

Spoken like a grizzled veteran of the old HHB.v1 days. (RIP)
 
H_D has brought a lot of value to the bored for only 80 poasts
Free pub!

I lurked around for awhile before poasting to get this place dialed in. I had a few questions along the way, but PM'd IrishDawg22 to get some sound advice (and access to gay old man porn).

Also, I've run my own hobby board for years, so I'm really sympathetic to what DJ is trying to do here and understand if you don't ban guys for this kind of stuff quickly, things tend to get out of hand.

Spoken like a grizzled veteran of the old HHB.v1 days. (RIP)

Fuck idawg!

 
H_D has brought a lot of value to the bored for only 80 poasts
Free pub!

I lurked around for awhile before poasting to get this place dialed in. I had a few questions along the way, but PM'd IrishDawg22 to get some sound advice (and access to gay old man porn).

Also, I've run my own hobby board for years, so I'm really sympathetic to what DJ is trying to do here and understand if you don't ban guys for this kind of stuff quickly, things tend to get out of hand.

Spoken like a grizzled veteran of the old HHB.v1 days. (RIP)

Fuck idawg!

Who?
 
FREE COUG DAD!!!!!

FREE COCKUS!!!!!

FREE HARVEEE!!!!!!!!

FREE HAT!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEDOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

More_Cock lost me when he went to twitter. Believe it or not, Derek did Cock a favor by banning him. Cock had a serious addiction to the message board. I mean a serious addiction. He needed help.
 
FREE COUG DAD!!!!!

FREE COCKUS!!!!!

FREE HARVEEE!!!!!!!!

FREE HAT!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEDOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

More_Cock lost me when he went to twitter. Believe it or not, Derek did Cock a favor by banning him. Cock had a serious addiction to the message board. I mean a serious aversion to the truth. addiction. He needs ed help.

 
FREE COUG DAD!!!!!

FREE COCKUS!!!!!

FREE HARVEEE!!!!!!!!

FREE HAT!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEDOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

More_Cock lost me when he went to twitter. Believe it or not, Derek did Cock a favor by banning him. Cock had a serious addiction to the message board. I mean a serious addiction. He needed help.
Maybe he just needed more tim.

I still think we should FREE HAT.
 
FREE COUG DAD!!!!!

FREE COCKUS!!!!!

FREE HARVEEE!!!!!!!!

FREE HAT!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEDOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

More_Cock lost me when he went to twitter. Believe it or not, Derek did Cock a favor by banning him. Cock had a serious addiction to the message board. I mean a serious addiction. He needed help.
Maybe he just needed more tim.

I still think we should FREE HAT.

Huh?
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Hat McCullough
Character Information
Gender Male
Hair Red
Age Unknown; likely 30s
Occupation Child Murderer
Voiced by Trey Parker[1]
Appearances
First "Free Hat"
Hat McCullough is a child murderer who appeared in the Season Six episode, "Free Hat". He also appears as a background character in the Season Seven episode, "I'm a Little Bit Country" and the Season Eight episode "Goobacks".

Background
Hat McCullogh was initially imprisoned for murdering 23 babies in "self defense." The rednecks of South Park misunderstood the advertisement, for a literal "free hat", and petitioned the governor to release McCullough. Stan's campaign was actually meant to save films from their directors, who perform unnecessary modifications and re-release them.

His advertising sign actually promised free hats for anyone participating in his campaign, instead of an appeal to release a McCullough from jail. Hat McCullough was later released around the same time Stan's original campaign's goal was achieved, so his release was credited to the boys for their supposed campaign. On the stage, he expresses spasms of insanity, shouting, "Kill! Kill the innocent!" and "Rape the virgins!", while thanking the rednecks for their support, then asking for a baby. He gets the fearful toddler, and then performs horrid actions upon it, causing Tweek Tweak to look and shout, "Oh my God!"

He is seen again in the crowd of "I'm a Little Bit Country" as a war supporter and singing in the final celebration scene. He is later seen in the redneck meetings of "Goobacks".

Appearance
Hat McCullough wears black boots, gray pants, and a blue denim shirt with green trimming. He wears a green belt, has long red hair, and red facial hair.
 
FREE COUG DAD!!!!!

FREE COCKUS!!!!!

FREE HARVEEE!!!!!!!!

FREE HAT!!!!!!

FREEEEEEEDOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!

More_Cock lost me when he went to twitter. Believe it or not, Derek did Cock a favor by banning him. Cock had a serious addiction to the message board. I mean a serious addiction. He needed help.

Prior to being banned, More_Time was PMing me asking me to delete his account and not let him back on here. He said it was affecting other areas of his life. He was averaging 33 posts per day.
 
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