House call

Is Fatters his agent?

Sounds like he took some advice from this guy.

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I think there is an overestimation on how much we will root for laundry if the teen boi models wearing the laundry change drastically every single year and just get auctioned on an annual basis.
The laundry means something to us, deeper than a fan connection to NFL laundry, cause huge chunks of the fan base also committed to the same "institution" as well as voluntarily funding its success.
There are other sports and entertainment options out there to care about.
 
I hope / think(?) guardrails are coming. I can't think of any other league that has unrestricted free agency year after year. Coaches have multi-year contracts and players should have (shorter) multiyear deals with buyouts too.
In the meantime, now that House has entered the portal, if he comes back that's great and if he doesn't, then fuck him. He entered last year after the coaching change and now wants to shop around again?
I'd love to know what the staff is thinking and what they think he's worth.
 
Just recruit only 3*s - it's a waste of time to recruit any 4*s, just buy the starters through the portal. Back-load their NIL $ deals in 2-3 year contracts + bonuses if they become a starter. If they leave early, they don't get most of their salary and bonuses. Entering the portal, immediately nullifies your 2-3 year NIL deals and earned money.

The top 5 richest schools will win the NC 80% of the time. This Yankeeization of college football will kill it. The Yankees have killed off most MLB fans.
Imagine if Deion Sanders leaves Colorado. They'll lose 80% of their "devoted" players overnight.
That’s working out great for Cuog.

Except they forgot the backload part.

Well, bye
 
I hope / think(?) guardrails are coming. I can't think of any other league that has unrestricted free agency year after year. Coaches have multi-year contracts and players should have (shorter) multiyear deals with buyouts too.
In the meantime, now that House has entered the portal, if he comes back that's great and if he doesn't, then fuck him. He entered last year after the coaching change and now wants to shop around again?
I'd love to know what the staff is thinking and what they think he's worth.
coming back sets a bad precedent probably. He is not even a proven star at this point. Just a nice young player.

Also the difference in the nfl is coaches can't just jump to another team while they are under contract unless they give up compensation and it rarely happens.
 
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I hope / think(?) guardrails are coming. I can't think of any other league that has unrestricted free agency year after year. Coaches have multi-year contracts and players should have (shorter) multiyear deals with buyouts too.
In the meantime, now that House has entered the portal, if he comes back that's great and if he doesn't, then fuck him. He entered last year after the coaching change and now wants to shop around again?
I'd love to know what the staff is thinking and what they think he's worth.
coming back sets a bad precedent probably. He is not even a proven star at this point. Just a nice young player.
Yeah, you're right. Better to move on and Lincoln Riley could get fired if he has another bad year.
 
I hope / think(?) guardrails are coming. I can't think of any other league that has unrestricted free agency year after year. Coaches have multi-year contracts and players should have (shorter) multiyear deals with buyouts too.
In the meantime, now that House has entered the portal, if he comes back that's great and if he doesn't, then fuck him. He entered last year after the coaching change and now wants to shop around again?
I'd love to know what the staff is thinking and what they think he's worth.
coming back sets a bad precedent probably. He is not even a proven star at this point. Just a nice young player.
Yeah, you're right. Better to move on and Lincoln Riley could get fired if he has another bad year.
I'm cool with USC and think college football is better with them relevant but holy shit that would be a dumb move. Pretty much their entire team is in the portal and Riley is a dumpster fire.
 
I think there is an overestimation on how much we will root for laundry if the teen boi models wearing the laundry change drastically every single year and just get auctioned on an annual basis.
The laundry means something to us, deeper than a fan connection to NFL laundry, cause huge chunks of the fan base also committed to the same "institution" as well as voluntarily funding its success.
There are other sports and entertainment options out there to care about.
This. Kind of feels like college football is a middle eastern country where the dictator was overthrown and now some shit like the Taliban has taken over. I think even Isis might not give ASU and Boise automatic spots in the final four though and let players transfer every nine months if they want and think that will work long term.
One thing I think you'll see is this setup, which includes coaches leaving, razing programs and those programs never really come back the same or at least feel like they could never win their conference.
 
Sounds like he isn't Our Kinda Guy.
Listening to the LockedOn podcasts over the summer, where they interviewed a few commits who detailed what the coaches were having them do during their trip, Fisch's program seems a lot more like Petersen's. I can see a smallish linebacker crying about money and the staff letting him go get overpaid somewhere else. We already know we can beat USC, we're trying to get bigger bodies to not get prison raped by Iowa now.
 
I think there is an overestimation on how much we will root for laundry if the teen boi models wearing the laundry change drastically every single year and just get auctioned on an annual basis.
The laundry means something to us, deeper than a fan connection to NFL laundry, cause huge chunks of the fan base also committed to the same "institution" as well as voluntarily funding its success.
There are other sports and entertainment options out there to care about.
This. Kind of feels like college football is a middle eastern country where the dictator was overthrown and now some shit like the Taliban has taken over. I think even Isis might not give ASU and Boise automatic spots in the final four though and let players transfer every nine months if they want and think that will work long term.
One thing I think you'll see is this setup, which includes coaches leaving, razing programs and those programs never really come back the same or at least feel like they could never win their conference.
Wait, what? ASU, BSU, 0reg0n, and Georgia haven't been granted automatic spots in the final 4, there are 8 teams in that round. Final 4 is the round after.
 
I think there is an overestimation on how much we will root for laundry if the teen boi models wearing the laundry change drastically every single year and just get auctioned on an annual basis.
The laundry means something to us, deeper than a fan connection to NFL laundry, cause huge chunks of the fan base also committed to the same "institution" as well as voluntarily funding its success.
There are other sports and entertainment options out there to care about.
This. Kind of feels like college football is a middle eastern country where the dictator was overthrown and now some shit like the Taliban has taken over. I think even Isis might not give ASU and Boise automatic spots in the final four though and let players transfer every nine months if they want and think that will work long term.
One thing I think you'll see is this setup, which includes coaches leaving, razing programs and those programs never really come back the same or at least feel like they could never win their conference.
Wait, what? ASU, BSU, 0reg0n, and Georgia haven't been granted automatic spots in the final 4, there are 8 teams in that round. Final 4 is the round after.
You know what I meant.
 
Being an “agent” for HS kids and college underclassmen has to be the gayest job ever.
 
"Due to the ups and downs and I think it's best that I enter into the transfer portal" is a weird statement to make.
He isn't visiting SC apparently.
 
Sounds like he isn't Our Kinda Guy.
Listening to the LockedOn podcasts over the summer, where they interviewed a few commits who detailed what the coaches were having them do during their trip, Fisch's program seems a lot more like Petersen's. I can see a smallish linebacker crying about money and the staff letting him go get overpaid somewhere else. We already know we can beat USC, we're trying to get bigger bodies to not get prison raped by Iowa now.
Guess we'll see if Rainey-Sale is the answer to our LB needs. Should be 20 pounds heavier than House
 
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