Hottest S.I. Swimsuit Cover Model of the 1990s

Hottest S.I. Swimsuit Cover Model of the 1990s


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Seemed like the hottest 90's models were all highly paid Victoria Secret girls... Klum was the featured VS star of the 90's following Elle [pic below] that totally dominated the 80's, followed by Giselle... young Elle was the most beautiful but they were all great beauties...

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Not so fast, fren.

Wouldn't argue against Elle oy! oy! oy! but there's a couple other worthy contenders in the 80's.
https://sportsbrowser.net/sexiest-sports-illustrated-swimsuit-models/https://www.ranker.com/list/sports-illustrated-swimsuit-edition-models/celeb-stalker
https://swimsuit.si.com/swimnews/sp...odels-10-1#gid=ci0259465190012521&pid=klumjpg

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Klum still the GOAT though.
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

We're not all 6'8" Yella ya fuckin short shamer. These chicks are obviously beyond smoking, but I'd favor the fishing girl Derek posts over any of them. Probably not a popular sentiment here but it's true.
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

We're not all 6'8" Yella ya fuckin short shamer. These chicks are obviously beyond smoking, but I'd favor the fishing girl Derek posts over any of them. Probably not a popular sentiment here but it's true.

It's like diamonds Chazzy. 5'9" - 6'2" smoke show hottie, models are a way rarer miracle of genes than @Pitchfork51 5'3" spinners.

But it's not like 1.8 carrot nearly flawless diamond costs, say, double that of .9 carrot one. Rather, the price is exponentially higher because of how rare they are.

So it goes for Swimsuit Cover Models.
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

We're not all 6'8" Yella ya fuckin short shamer. These chicks are obviously beyond smoking, but I'd favor the fishing girl Derek posts over any of them. Probably not a popular sentiment here but it's true.

It's like diamonds Chazzy. 5'9" - 6'2" smoke show hottie, models are a way rarer miracle of genes than @Pitchfork51 5'3" spinners.

But it's not like 1.8 carrot nearly flawless diamond costs, say, double that of .9 carrot one. Rather, the price is exponentially higher because of how rare they are.

So it goes for Swimsuit Cover Models.

No lies detected.
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

We're not all 6'8" Yella ya fuckin short shamer. These chicks are obviously beyond smoking, but I'd favor the fishing girl Derek posts over any of them. Probably not a popular sentiment here but it's true.

It's like diamonds Chazzy. 5'9" - 6'2" smoke show hottie, models are a way rarer miracle of genes than @Pitchfork51 5'3" spinners.

But it's not like 1.8 carrot nearly flawless diamond costs, say, double that of .9 carrot one. Rather, the price is exponentially higher because of how rare they are.

So it goes for Swimsuit Cover Models.

No lies detected.

I'm still running numbers but so far it appears legit.
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

I'm not actually engaging in an argument here, you understand.

I’m just Yella ‘splainin you.

ISAFNRC

Mrs Snows hates “man-splainin” . Others hate my Yella “splainin
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

I'm not actually engaging in an argument here, you understand.

I’m just Yella ‘splainin you.

ISAFNRC

Mrs Snows hates “man-splainin” . Others hate my Yella “splainin

Actually Mrs Snow, he's just being himself.
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

I'm not actually engaging in an argument here, you understand.

I’m just Yella ‘splainin you.

ISAFNRC

Mrs Snows hates “man-splainin” . Others hate my Yella “splainin

I find your lack of spinners concerning.
 
a dearth of Desi and Korean

2022 and no Koreans still. Must be blatant racism.

Pretty much all the cover models of SI were 5'9" or taller with big boobies. That's gonna rule out the Korean model market for the most part.

I'm not actually engaging in an argument here, you understand.

I’m just Yella ‘splainin you.

ISAFNRC

Mrs Snows hates “man-splainin” . Others hate my Yella “splainin

I find your lack of spinners concerning.

I've got no spinner game. Same as it ever was.
 
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