Hottest Actress Round 2 (2005- present) - #4 Jessica Biel vs #5 January Jones

Hottest Actress Round 2 (2005- present) - #4 Jessica Biel vs #5 January Jones


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Jessica Biel looks like an athlete.

I'm pretty torn on this one. Biel has the more rocking bod for a pod. But I think Betty Draper is about as is gets the in the facial features.
 
I continue to be disturbed by how many actresses who were nominated for this tourney and are NOT hawt.

EC was a 16-seed. Never forget.
 
I continue to be disturbed by how many actresses who were nominated for this tourney and are NOT hawt.

EC was a 16-seed. Never forget.

EC is a good looking woman. She's also a C list actress and easy to miss in the shuffle.

But to say someone like January Jones is not hot is delusional. Any real man here would give their left nut to fornicate with a woman of that level of hotness.
 
Jessica has a beautiful smile and affect, but if we are talking about the more diverse looks and ability to create the impassioned heat of a high quality mattress actress, i think this is not close.
 
This thread is already hurting my head

EC is far from a C level actress

*C list

No major award nominations.

For the umpteenth time, it's easier for glaring omissions to occur with C listers vs A listers.
 
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C-level means an actor or actress that doesn’t make any headway into the mainstream

Regardless of one’s thoughts on Entourage, most actors/actresses would kill to be on a show that lasted for 8 seasons, spun off a movie, and had 26 Emmy nominations (including 6 wins)

Most actresses wish they were lucky enough to be the female lead in a Sandler movie that grossed over $200M

And there will always be the long term cult classic of Super Troopers 2

While nobody will ever confuse EC as the top actress in the world, she’s had enough successes that she definitely doesn’t need to apologize for her resume. Many would be quite happy with that career
 
Oh and BTW ... how am I supposed to take you seriously as being “hot” when your love interests in a movie are choosing between the Stiffmeister and Finch Fucker

This shouldn’t even be close
 
Oh and BTW ... how am I supposed to take you seriously as being “hot” when your love interests in a movie are choosing between the Stiffmeister and Finch Fucker

This shouldn’t even be close

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