Three business men (a Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon) were walking to lunch in downtown SLC, talking sports and their families. The Baptist said, “I have 5 kids and could have a basketball team.” The Catholic replied, “I’ve got 9 kids and could have a baseball team.” Unwilling to be out done the Mormon said, “I have 17 wives. One more and I’d have a golf course.”
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Holey shit. I'd do anything /anyone . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . except.....................................those 17...........................................I probably couldn't even if I wanted to.