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PurpleJ

PurpleJ

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Kitty had tapeworms crawling out of her ass. She hates the kennel so a fierce battle ensued. After an hour long ordeal I was able to coax her out of hiding by blasting death metal at her, then corralling her hissy ass in my bedroom. She then fear shat all over my arm and her kennel. Round 2 in three weeks. Bring it the fuck on pussycat!
 
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When I was a young Yella piss we had a 20 lb cat that would have kicked the shit out of any Tac Town pussy cats.
 
Fido brought in a rat Thursday evening. Played with it, got the dogs' attention, made a lot of noise growling at them. So I bagged it and threw it in the garbage can. He leaves, comes back ten minutes later with another one
 
When I was really young, we picked this kitten out of a litter because it had a broken tail and acted super tough. Ended up being totally true. Used to keep us up at night getting into fights outside with raccoons.

Anyway, one day my dad gets the dumbass idea that we should breed and raise rabbits for food. Because that's the kind of thing he would randomly do from time to time. So we bring these baby rabbits home, set up their cage, put them in it, and we're just standing there watching them because we haven't yet realized how boring and pointless fucking rabbits are. Meanwhile, my badass cat, who's been watching this whole thing, disappears for a while and then returns with a live, unharmed baby rabbit in its jaw, carrying it by the scruff of the neck like a kitten. He rocks up to my dad, drops this baby rabbit in his hand like, "Why didn't you dumb fucks just ask?"

Threw that cottontail in the cage and raised/bred/ate its babies just like the rest of them.

CSB.
 
Cat came home 3 months ago with half its tail missing. I ain't taking her to the vet, so I put her on restriction in the outdoor room in the back of the house. Cat litter and all that shit clean up sucks. Left the windows cracked an inch so I could breathe when I go in there.

After two weeks, I go outside and the cat is walking around. I go check the room and she had opened the window and torn the screen out. Now I have to replace the screen and the cat is cruising around dripping blood everywhere cause she keeps eating the scab off the end of her tail.

too bad they don't taste good. she is an old bitch anyway and would be tough as hell to eat.
 
Cat came home 3 months ago with half its tail missing. I ain't taking her to the vet, so I put her on restriction in the outdoor room in the back of the house. Cat litter and all that shit clean up sucks. Left the windows cracked an inch so I could breathe when I go in there.

After two weeks, I go outside and the cat is walking around. I go check the room and she had opened the window and torn the screen out. Now I have to replace the screen and the cat is cruising around dripping blood everywhere cause she keeps eating the scab off the end of her tail.

too bad they don't taste good. she is an old bitch anyway and would be tough as hell to eat.
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I had a cat or two like that. Had to have the "sorry son, kitty doesn't live anymore" talk. He didn't seem that bothered.
 
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Take her to the vet and get her one of those cone thingys. My dog got hurt hunting when I was a kid so he got the cone of shame,
 
Thought this thread would be about pussy. Left disappointed.
 
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