Hooks' "not a dry eye" player arrested...

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King County probably won't prosecute. The chargers sound way worse than what actually happened. And since he's probably a first-time offender, I doubt he'll get anything worse than probation and community service. Maybe even community court? King County is kinda nice like that. They won't want to imprison a ring-bearing champion.... He's still one of my favorite 'Hawks. And still a better person than Tom Brady.

He walked away from the scene of an accident...

 
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King County probably won't prosecute. The chargers sound way worse than what actually happened. And since he's probably a first-time offender, I doubt he'll get anything worse than probation and community service. Maybe even community court? King County is kinda nice like that. They won't want to imprison a ring-bearing champion.... He's still one of my favorite 'Hawks. And still a better person than Tom Brady.

He walked away from the scene of an accident...
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Hooks gotta Hook!
 
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King County probably won't prosecute. The chargers sound way worse than what actually happened. And since he's probably a first-time offender, I doubt he'll get anything worse than probation and community service. Maybe even community court? King County is kinda nice like that. They won't want to imprison a ring-bearing champion.... He's still one of my favorite 'Hawks. And still a better person than Tom Brady.

He walked away from the scene of an accident...
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Hooks gotta Hook!
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Yeah exactly. Some are buying his lawyer's excuse of he was so dazed that he didn't remember what happened. I guess that's not as dumb as the deaf excuse, but that would have to have been a wicked concussion.

There were some funny lines too but I don't want to offend the sensitive types.
 
Sounds like some of these excuse-makers need to take a long walk and gain some perspective. In all seriousness, Coleman's lawyer is a DUI attorney. Why the fuck would Coleman hire a DUI attorney if he didn't need to?

Tom Brady may be a douche, but to my knowledge he has never gotten into a car wreck and walked away from it.
 
Its possible, he waited patiently for police to show, they didn't so, he walked into a bar bought a few drinks to calm his nerves to avoid going into shock and dying
 
update... Background story seems to be just a straight up accident, he was concussed, no drugs, no alcohol, mid day... Good news for all involved, hopefully.
 
update... Background story seems to be just a straight up accident, he was concussed, no drugs, no alcohol, mid day... Good news for all involved, hopefully.
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Disappointing!

I wanted him to be under the influence, just to see the Hooks squirm.
 
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