History is on the Trojan's side

[RaceBannon]

latimes.com/sports/usc/la-sp-usc-football-20140922-story.html

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[RoadDawg55]

USC will win this one at home. If Kelly's out, they will beat ASU at home too. Hopefully he's back by then. The road games are the ones to watch. The Utah one especially intrigues me. I bet they lose, and it might even be a plunger raping.

 

[RaceBannon]

The script calls for Sark to get back on track for a few games to get hopes up high again before shitting the bed. I don't know the schedule, so I'll go with your scenario. Utah is a tough out this year and SC is likely to take them lightly

 

[RoadDawg55]

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

 

[section8]

They could lose 4 of the last 5 rather easily.

 

[AtomicDawg]

Sark seems to enjoy beating the ever living shit out of utah for some reason. I am guessing arizona is the game he gets embarrassed in.

 

[doogsinparadise]

This is not last years Utah team.

 

[AtomicDawg]

I know you are being sarcastic, but Sark never coached against Utah last year.

 

[allpurpleallgold]

The script calls for Sark to get back on track for a few games to get hopes up high again before shitting the bed. I don't know the schedule, so I'll go with your scenario. Utah is a tough out this year and SC is likely to take them lightly

Surely Sark and company have learned their lesson about taking teams lightly after BC.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

 

[sarktastic]

They could lose 4 of the last 5 rather easily.

say, 34-17?

 

[Meek]

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

 

[Swaye]

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

 

[Meek]

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

also a caged Indian for Utah prep and a caged drunk Irish midget for the Notre Dame tilt.

 

[Swaye]

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

also a caged Indian for Utah prep and a caged drunk Irish midget for the Notre Dame tilt.

I volunteer for the Utah job. Beats selling blood for beer money.

 

[PurpleJ]

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

also a caged Indian for Utah prep and a caged drunk Irish midget for the Notre Dame tilt.

@IrishDawg22‌

Also...I hope he can find a Sun Devil somewhere.

 

[no_uh]

If the wheels don't come off before, the Irish and UCLA will probably nuke them. USC losing back-to-back to their two biggest rivals will be entertaining. I will be doogin'.

 

[Fire_Marshall_Bill]

Sark seems to enjoy beating the ever living shit out of utah for some reason. I am guessing arizona is the game he gets embarrassed in.

Big BYU rival

They've probably stopped playing though, since cfb is retarded.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

This is not last years Utah team.

It almost was:

I almost spit out my coffee. Was concerned Wilson died instantly on the field.

 

[PostGameOrangeSlices]

USC's last 5 games: @Utah, @WSU, Cal, @UCLA, Notre Dame. They are losing a few of those.

things we'll hear in the post-game interviews from Dude Brah:

@Utah - altitude
@WSU - they almost beat Oregon too
Cal - Mike McIntyre has done a great job at Cal
@UCLA - rivalry games are tough; depth issues
Notre Dame - i thought we had a good week of practice, just didn't execute; depth issues

He will bring in a caged bear for both the Cal and UCLA games, thus ensuring epic plungers.

For the ASU game, we all know what he's bringing...

 

[Swaye]

I should have gone to ASU. Fuck me.