HH in real life

[PurpleJ]

Gave grandma a card for her 85th birthday. Thought about writing 'thank you for your service' before signing my name.

 

[PurpleJ]

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

 

[Swaye]

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

Got any more?

 

[dnc]

Sent her a framed photo of Tom Selleck in a speedo also.

You know why!

 

[PurpleJ]

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

 

[Quietcowskee]

Tim Socha got his hands on that guy!

 

[tenndawg]

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

 

[PurpleJ]

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Maybe that isn't the picture I sent her. Ever think of that?

 

[tenndawg]

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Maybe that isn't the picture I sent her. Ever think of that?

Guess you think Granny deserves the good stuff and we are a bunch of prison fags who will whack off to anything...

Technically, that might be right

 

[Sledog]

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Sven has a TV show?

 

[CFetters_Nacho_Lover]

A good friend from high school is a Coug and he married a Coug. On their wedding day, I think about signing their card with a "go Dawgs" and don't.

Later, they have the matting to a large picture frame in which they'll have a wedding photo. I have no idea what to write and I just start writing without any thought.

2 months later, they're hanging the frame and reading what everyone wrote. I get a text from him that says "thanks for writing go Dawgs asshole. I have to see that every day now."

In summary, CSB

 

[TierbsHsotBoobs]

Gave grandma a card for her 85th birthday. Thought about writing 'thank you for your cervix' before signing my name.

 

[Dennis_DeYoung]

Pics???

 

[dnc]

That's not a Speedo - and you have two grand dads

Card probably said "thanks for the new sweats, the old ones were really crusty - and since you pay my internet subscription you can both come downstairs and watch Octogenarian Citrus Mania with me..."

Sven has a TV show?

YBE

 

[PurpleBaze]

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

 

[SECDAWG]

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seen Jesse Stone??

 

[PurpleBaze]

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?

 

[GrundleStiltzkin]

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?

What’s with the gendering, bigot?

 

[PurpleBaze]

She said that she would hang it in her bedroom, because Selleck "makes her horny"

Bumping this, because it's better than any @SECDAWG post.

Also, gumming up the board for @BennyBeaver.

@GrundleStiltzkin
@CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Seen Jesse Stone??

Whose Jesse? Dose he poast hear?

What’s with the gendering, bigot?

My apologies.

*Ze

 

[gmo]

obligatory