When walking up to a table of fellow Dwags in a bar, simply ask if that establishment has a Cab that drinks like a Merlot
The first HH poster to approach the table was @LawDawg1 who asked if I’d seen Pat Haden to which I replied, don’t you mean St Pat Haden?
That’s pretty good. I cheated, because @TommySQC showed me a picture of you, so all I had to do was look for 550lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal in a Dave Hoffman jersey.
Looks like a brick shit house. Ginger asked about starting a fight with um fans and I said only if you bring Nacho. Thankfully the ginger was able to handle his drinks and it didn’t come to that.