EsophagealFeces
Active poster
When walking up to a table of fellow Dwags in a bar, simply ask if that establishment has a Cab that drinks like a Merlot
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GayThoughts
Member
Deciphering riddles to potentially share a beer with someone from this cesspool in real life is the gayest shit imaginable. I fucking love it.
1to392831weretaken
New Fish
FRANNY!
Yeah, but then you run the risk of someone thinking you’ve honestly asked that question.
Doog_de_Jour
New Fish
I once thought I was in line behind one of you guys at Husky Stadium.
My friend asked me a question and I said (a little too loudly), “81 percent chance.”
When the person in front of me gave me an annoyed/quizzical look, I knew I was mistaken.
My friend asked me a question and I said (a little too loudly), “81 percent chance.”
When the person in front of me gave me an annoyed/quizzical look, I knew I was mistaken.
fivehundredmileDAWG
New Fish
Use it anywhere at the venue … that is great!!
CallMeBigErn
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GrundleStiltzkin
New Fish
Look[/s] feel for me, I'll be the guym with chapped, purple hands. Woof!
IslandDawg
Member
“Have you seen Kim?”
The first HH poster to approach the table was @LawDawg1 who asked if I’d seen Pat Haden to which I replied, don’t you mean St Pat Haden?
GreenRiverGatorz
New Fish
In my defense I was going to say something but then I saw you were a woman. And being a giant incel, I couldn't muster the courage to start a conversation.
EsophagealFeces
Active poster
That’s pretty good. I cheated, because @TommySQC showed me a picture of you, so all I had to do was look for 550lbs of twisted steel and sex appeal in a Dave Hoffman jersey.